Carrot Juice is a myth

[AcidRaZor]

I went to the store to go buy some carrot juice and couldn't find anything, so I asked the store clerk where the carrot juice were.

He said that there's no such thing, I must be thinking about orange juice. So I argue with him and said of course there is.... so he threw me a carrot and said "Twist it" and nothing came out



What was that orange shit I have been enjoying??!

 

[aRi]

hahahahahaha.. funny one

if you are serious, yes there is such a thing as carrot juice. .look in woolies organic section

 

[AcidRaZor]

hahahahahaha.. funny one

if you are serious, yes there is such a thing as carrot juice. .look in woolies organic section

it's actually a Mitch hedburg joke. Great standup guy that died a few years back

 

[Zakeroph]

And then i LOLed

 

[Voicy]

it's actually a Mitch hedburg joke. Great standup guy that died a few years back

I liked ol' Mitch

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that'll get really mad if she heard me say that.

 

[aRi]

thought as much hahah

 

[AcidRaZor]

"Last year MTV's Real Life had 40 000 application, shit man... that's amazing.... such a round number... fuuuuuck"

"Is a hippopotamous a hippopotamous or just a really hip apotamous"

"A fly was really close to being called a land.... because that's what it does half the time"

 

[AcidRaZor]

"I love chicken fingers man, the other night we had like.... 10 chicken hands.... mmmm.... I want a chicken thumb!... I mean... they must be accumalating right?"

 

[eNailed]

2 pilots from Zimbabwe:

"This must be the shortest runway I have ever seen!"

"Yes! But surely it is the widest!"

 

[JohnnyM]

Lol, lies lies lies... Of course it's real, read the contents section on the back of the bottle

 

[iOverflow]

nope it doesn't exist , But Tomato Juice does!

 

[thecrowing]

tomato juice? seriously?
back in the day there was a little juice bottle called... well i forgot but i was in grade 2 and good ol mum used to give me a bottle everyday bless her heart and it was an orange fluid and it was about 200 or so mls... (i digress). VeggieFruit i think it was anyways that was 70% carrot and about 10% orange juice and 20% declarified apple Juice, it was delish... hmmm shouldnt've given away so much...
But Pure carrot juice? try a Juice Wizard... LOL

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

what about carrot and pineapple juice? yummy! I think it's "real" brand