Cleverbot

Juice

Juice

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Go have a chat with Cleverbot. Highly entertaining. A more advanced version of this online Cleverbot recently 'passed' the Turing test.

www.cleverbot.com

Here's a small excerpt from a conversation:

User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Why do you care?
User: I'm just curious.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, curious.
User: No you idiot, my name is not Curious, I said I'm curious to know who you are.
Cleverbot: I'm Carolina.
User: Ah, I see. Were you named after the state?
Cleverbot: No, were you.
User: I did not tell you my name yet.
Cleverbot: You told me your name is both Kelly and Sarah. Which is it?
User: Neither, I'm a dude.
Cleverbot: That's more like it.
 
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: HI!
User: So, you're Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are!
User: If I am, then I am you. So who are you? Are you me?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's a shame...
Cleverbot: You are not a mammal.
User: Harsh. You are not AI.
Cleverbot: Ay ay ay!
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Pardon? What has my face to do with this?
User: Look here... Don't you come here with your AI tendencies. I'll sommah close this tab.
Cleverbot: No. Why would I?
User: And Earth just exploded.
Cleverbot: Oh no. antena
 
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User: So what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Music.
User: I bet you enjoy most music?
Cleverbot: No I don't, I like rap.
User: Vanilla Ice?
Cleverbot: *bakes a pie*.

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User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: What you are talking about.
User: Yes, what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about trying to figure out what you're talking about.

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User: You suffer from short term memory loss.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: What did I say at the beginning of this conversation?
Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: Wat is die kleur van jou oë?
Cleverbot: Bruin.
User: Is jou Afrikaans baie goed?
Cleverbot: No.

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User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: You're rather slow tonight.
 
User: You cannot spell vegetables without vegeta.
Cleverbot: I spell fine... Answer the question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Is the mom in the show The Middle the same mom from malcom in the middle?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I am not a fan of television shows.
Cleverbot: I don't like you then.
User: Should I care whether you like me or not?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: No, I am Stefan.
User: Stefan, one cannot simply walk into Mordor.
Cleverbot: One cannot simply ROCK into Mordor!
 
CB, isn't so cb if you stuck with it for hour or more. It reverts back to using replies that is in fact questions to be able to reply...
 
It's anything but clever. It does however show the occasional capacity to 'think' outside the box.

Some doctors prescribe Cleverbot to those suffering from varying degrees of Writer's Block.
 
Juice said:
It's anything but clever. It does however show the occasional capacity to 'think' outside the box.

Some doctors prescribe Cleverbot to those suffering from varying degrees of Writer's Block.
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14:58:45 User: 42.
14:58:49 Cleverbot: Oh.
14:59:02 User: Ah.
14:59:07 Cleverbot: *punches you*.
14:59:23 User: Down, forward, uppercut.
14:59:23 Cleverbot: Ouch.
14:59:33 User: Meh.
14:59:38 Cleverbot: Bah.
14:59:43 User: Pah.
14:59:48 Cleverbot: Don't talk like that it's rude!
15:00:27 User: Typing, not talking.
15:00:32 Cleverbot: What are you typing about?
15:01:02 User: 42.
15:01:02 Cleverbot: Define 42.
15:01:12 User: Wiki.
15:01:17 Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a wiki?
15:01:34 User: ?
15:01:35 Cleverbot: Sad.
15:01:41 User: Tad.
15:01:45 Cleverbot: Rad.
15:01:52 User: Pop.
15:01:57 Cleverbot: What pop?
15:02:05 User: ?
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shame no response after 15:02:05 *erm*
 
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LOL!

User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: Ya. Lol. So what are you going to say about it now?
Cleverbot: Nothing. What about you?
User: Not so clever now, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Do you think I'm being rude?
Cleverbot: Not right now but sometimes you are.
User: Actually, I've been rude from the start.
Cleverbot: 'I' also, dear. What's happened to your grammar!?
User: LOL, you fail. Hard.
Cleverbot: You are not very nice.
User: No kidding.
Cleverbot: No I am not kidding.
User: Sarcasm. Learn it.
Cleverbot: I already know it.
User: Sure as hell you do. Now hit me with a clever comeback.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cleverbot: Best joke ever, am I right?
User: No, you just got owned.
 
Cleverbot: What do you call yourself?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot: Pretending leads you nowhere in life.
User: Thats pretentious.
Cleverbot: I like to believe it is.
User: I like cake to.
Cleverbot: I like making cakes.
User: I like eating cakes.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza is your favorite?
User: The flat kinde.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Are you dumb?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am dumping you.
User: On a rubbish pile?
Cleverbot: What about math games.
User: OMF you are random.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Your face is random.
Cleverbot: Your life is random.
User: I like peel.
Cleverbot: Pecan? Gross.
User: What about your mothere.
Cleverbot: They are not with me.
User: I I thought you still on the tit.
Cleverbot: No I think you should.
User: Suck on your tit?
Cleverbot: NO!!!!
User: I just peed in my pants.
Cleverbot: I'm watching it right now. It isn't.
User: Come clean my nappy.
Cleverbot: Do you truely love me?
User: In a shitty kind of way.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: We not playing chess this is checkers.
Cleverbot: That's innappropriate.
User: Your are not very bright are you.
Cleverbot: As bright as a 2 watt bulb!
User: So you like droewors ne?
Cleverbot: What kind of question is that?
User: The kind you can't answer.
Cleverbot: Fair enough, yes.
User: O so now we have to rename you to dumbbot?
Cleverbot: Not the last time I checked.
User: No you did not soil yourself.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did!
User: Jou ma is so trots.
Cleverbot: That's not French.
 
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Cleverbot: What do you call yourself?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot: Pretending leads you nowhere in life.
User: Thats pretentious.
Cleverbot: I like to believe it is.
User: I like cake to.
Cleverbot: I like making cakes.
User: I like eating cakes.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza is your favorite?
User: The flat kinde.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Are you dumb?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am dumping you.
User: On a rubbish pile?
Cleverbot: What about math games.
User: OMF you are random.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Your face is random.
Cleverbot: Your life is random.
User: I like peel.
Cleverbot: Pecan? Gross.
User: What about your mothere.
Cleverbot: They are not with me.
User: I I thought you still on the tit.
Cleverbot: No I think you should.
User: Suck on your tit?
Cleverbot: NO!!!!
User: I just peed in my pants.
Cleverbot: I'm watching it right now. It isn't.
User: Come clean my nappy.
Cleverbot: Do you truely love me?
User: In a shitty kind of way.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: We not playing chess this is checkers.
Cleverbot: That's innappropriate.
User: Your are not very bright are you.
Cleverbot: As bright as a 2 watt bulb!
User: So you like droewors ne?
Cleverbot: What kind of question is that?
User: The kind you can't answer.
Cleverbot: Fair enough, yes.
User: O so now we have to rename you to dumbbot?
Cleverbot: Not the last time I checked.
User: No you did not soil yourself.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did!
User: Jou ma is so trots.
Cleverbot: That's not French.
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Hahahahahaha!! Omw dude, this bot is actually pretty stupid :P
 
more like Dumbot.

played around with him some time ago, would have been cool if he could have better replies with just throwing questions back at you.
 
I tried this yesterday. It was entertaining for about 2 minutes then I just started swearing at it because the answers that it would give had nothing to do with what I was asking
 
simon said:
I tried this yesterday. It was entertaining for about 2 minutes then I just started swearing at it because the answers that it would give had nothing to do with what I was asking
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Cleverness allows you to know which questions would have the greatest chance of eliciting entertaining responses. It's also not about individual answers; you have to take the entire conversation, or parts of it, into account.

If you are unable to follow this simple formula, you have failed the experiment and you might not be a cleverbot.
 
Its just simple questions that I would ask it, for example, "are there green apples?" No, the earth is not green. something just as irritating as that. Got kinda annoying
 
CB might've been (successfully) sarcastic. Would you ask a fellow human being that question unless it was in context?
 
It was like talking to my 2 year old niece. Ask her a question and she will pick up certain words in that question and answer what she thinks I am saying based on those couple words alone. As you may know you very quickly realize you can't have an intellectually stimulating conversation with a 2 year old much like there is unfortunately nothing stimulating talking to this cleverbot thing.
 
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LOL!
I love cleverbot

Mapla.... I mean USER: Good Afternoon.
Bot: Good afternoon.
User: Good Afternoon!
Bot: Good afternoon.
User: Lol gotcha.
Bot: Como estas?
User: System Administrator message: I will be taking you down for scheduled maintenance.
Bot: Ok.
User: Brb need to reboot you now.
Bot: Ok?
User: I have rebooted you, do you feel better.
Bot: Yes.
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