Company Slogans You Won't See

[Hagan]

Over the years, companies have had many slogans, as a means of (better) promoting the product, but what slogans would not work or work against the company (not in its favour), but in a comedic way?

I have thought of a few:

Pampers/Huggies - Practice Safe Sex

AMD - Have You Considered Intel

EA - It's About Money, Not Games

Feel free to post anything relative.
Have better slogans than I have chosen? Post them.

Have fun and Enjoy!

 

[PsychoFish]

AMD - Because you can't afford nVidia

 

[Flex]

Steam - Gaben wants your money

 

[PsychoFish]

EA Origin - Steam is so mainstream

 

[Solitude]

Telkom - Yesterday's speeds at tomorrow's prices.

 

[bradbear117]

Ubisoft - Would you like some game with your DRM?

 

[Solitude]

Google - We know more about you than you.

 

[BeoTeK]

Micro(transaction)soft

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Google - We know more about you than you.

Google - Ask your wife, she knows all!

 

[diabolus]

Here's a few funny ones : http://cheezburger.com/169733

A few highlights from there:


--i am actually getting this exact slogan everytime i am buying at Burger King :

 

[Dohc-WP]

in order to use our service you must save energy

 

[Hagan]

DICE
Above and Beyond The Call of Duty

Treyarch/Sledgehammer
Essentially The Same As Last Year​

 

[TechThief]

Ubisoft : Crating the same game since 2007

Steam: All your money are belong to us.

Blizzard: (Please pay 5 euro to get access to this slogan)

 

[diabolus]

Bungie : Throw your money at the screen.

 

[Dohc-WP]

Ubisoft : The game we show does not look like the game you'll get

Steam: All your money are belong to us.

Blizzard: (Please pay 5 euro to get access to this slogan)

Fixed

 

[VirtualForce]

All Game companies these days "Why pay for beta testing, we have the whole world to test after selling the game. Also, screw PC ports!"

 

[PsychoFish]

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[Hagan]

WWE - "Don't Believe Anything You See"

 

[PsychoFish]

Lazygamer - Not MyGaming

 

[Hagan]

Twinsaver - Stop Crying / Try Using Newspaper / Because 3-ply Is Not Needed

YouTube - We Do It For The Love, Not The Money

Google - Almost Everything You're Looking For

Microsoft (Windows) - You Don't Know How To Use Ubuntu or Mac OS

 

[PsychoFish]

Twinsaver - Stop Crying / Try Using Newspaper / Because 3-ply Is Not Needed

YouTube - We Do It For The Love, Not The Money

Google - Almost Everything You're Looking For

Microsoft (Windows) - You Don't Know How To Use Ubuntu, Linux or Mac OS

Uhm, not to be captain obvious but Ubuntu is Linux