Deus Ex: Human Revolution competition

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Tinman

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Courtesy of Megarom, we have a PC version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution Augmented Edition to give away, along with a Deus Ex: Human Revolution T-shirt.

To enter, you have to answer the following question here in this thread.

If you could have any real life augmentation, what would it be and why?

There is no post-count requirement for this competition. One winner will be announced tomorrow afternoon after 3.
 
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I'd like an augmentation that can surpress the semi I am nursing now
 
Funnily enough, I was thinking of something along these lines the other day ....... Teeth - stupid things that always break and then *shudder* Dentists have to get involved.

I would dig to have different teeth for different things we eat: Like Thursday is steak day, no worries, titanium teeth augment coming right up! Sunday Malva pudding, no worries, rounded glass teeth augment coming right up!

Weird but awesome in my opinion :D
 
Pffft, this one is easy: I'd like an augmentation that'd let me hack the MyGaming server/Tinman's brain to automatically make me the winner of the competition.
 
Scarily enough, the one I'd settle for is one that's technically possible: a full audiovisual 24/7 hi-def recording mode (a.k.a. lifelog). Bonus points for auto-indexing and lightning fast search.
 
ok so since this thread is already on its way down south.

I'd like to have breasts that shoot out lazer beams (like Lazer liza in Sondag) :D
 
Virtual Reality gaming - meaning no limits on graphics, sound etc. Your mind produces all of those!!
 
I would love to fix my slight overbite which the Orthodontist failed to do and to fix my sciriosis skin condition in my hair and slightly on my face. I would also augment my hearing.

So I wouldn't keep biting my tongue and that I don't have to use special shampoo and facewash everyday and I can hear everything that people are saying behind my back.
 
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I'd dig to have an augment to fully interface with a computer system. You plug in and instead of a mouse, keyboard or some such peripheral, you use your mind. (mainly for gaming purposed though ;))
Always dreamed of playing a racing sim or FPS like that... just to add a whole new level to the "immersion" aspect of gaming.
A cherry on top of that would be if it was a full sensory link that included things like smells, touch and the like :D VERY keen
 
I could use the "OMG Mega BS Radar"
The OMG Mega BS Radar (tm) (Patent #5008267 registered by the Acme Company (TM)) is a one of a kind limited edition BS Detection System.
The BS Detection System does exactly what the name says!
This amazing device can detect BS a mile away !
Servers going to crash ? You will know it before the operating system does !
Doing an interview and the possible candidate is lieng ? You will know before he sent his CV !
Buying a health insurance policy that will never pay out ? You will know even before they call you !
But wait ! Theres MORE !
If you call in the next hour , you will get the limited edition "GTFO" Coffee Mug !
The GTFO Coffee Mug does exactly what it says !
Tired of being badgered by your seniors to do pointless tasks ?
Point to the coffee mug and it will do the talking for you !
But wait ! Thats not all !
If you call right now , you will get a limited edition one of a kind GOOGLE IT! hat
(Fine print : one of 10000000 , we take no irresponsibility if otheres also have one )
GOOGLE IT! hat(tm) will help all your fellow colleagues with any queries they might have !
At NO extra Charge !
Our agents are standing by for your call !
 
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Brain augmentation.

Increasing brain processing speed by a factor of millions. Essentially allowing you to slow down time and being able to think for hours in that second. How awesome would that be. o.o
 
LOL PlasseH :D

Hmmm, One Augment makes it a bit tough. Would have loved to have all of Bravestarr's augments. But I had to choose one Augment it would have to be Speed of the Puma :)

Good Luck allz
 
Our agents are standing by for your call !

I called... just got a machine... XD
thats another augment i'd like! one that completely destroys Telkoms useless pre recorded answering system and directs you straight to one of their not much more helpful staff. :D
 
Eye enhancement I think, just to make life a bit easier and getting rid of night blindness is a plus. Besides better eyesight = better reactions.
 
Hmm, you know. I'd really like a augmentation that would allow me to fly - no more petrol costs, getting stuck behind slow trucks. It would just be free, fast and enjoyable, flying through the clouds... (^_^)
 
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