Dixie Chicks Get-Well-Soon Thread.

I'll withhold the really crude stuff for when you're a bit better .... don;t want you laugh-puking yourself outta bed :p:D

Yeah right :D

My ribs still hurt like hell, so laughing is a logistical nightmare - grab nearest towel/sheet/pillow/cat, wrap around ribs, pull tight and proceed laughing like two turtles screwing in a bath full of jelly...
 
Unless he didnt sleep........ :rolleyes: I hope u plan on KHTFO when ur all recovered and stuffs i wouldnt mind helping hehehehehehe.... :missing evil thought smiley:

Lol, he got off worse - no safety belt, no airbags, no medical aid...looked like he tried to stop himself from flying through the windshield by biting into the steering wheel.

He's going to be on liquids for a looong time :)
 
TGIF sounds like a perfectly good emergency to me.

The way I am moving, I have the chance of a 78-year old on a dodgy skateboard, of falling - THAT would be the trigger point of, said emergency...

I have so much metal in my left arm, it would make Wolverine green with penis envy...
 
You genius! Who needs nukes when you have morphine?

Lol - I do not think it is the real McCoy (the morhine), but it is close!

I remember lying there, full of meds, thinking how could anyone, feeling like this, want to harm anything in this universe of love, unicorns and turtles in jelly...jolly good stuff, Jeeves.
 
I hope you are feeling better, Dixie.

I would have payed attention to this thread earlier, but first impressions told me that it referred to the band "The Dixie Chicks" :o
 
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