Fist bumps more hygienic than handshakes

James

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Fist bumps are more hygienic than handshakes and drastically reduce the risk of spreading infectious diseases, researchers in Britain have found.

The study discovered that a handshake transfers 10 times as much bacteria as a fist bump, following a series of tests at Aberystwyth University on the west coast of Wales.

Doctor Dave Whitworth, who led the research, said the study could have a serious impact on public health.

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Or even better, we could learn from the glorious prophetic fiction known as "Demolition Man":

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I normally fist bump instead of handshake, however, on professional grounds, it's common decency, otherwise I'd fist bump there too :)
 
I'd recommend crotch bumping too. Its hygienic because pants.:D

That will never take off. One miscalculation and both bumpers could be in severe pain. The risk is just too high.

On a side note, don't google "crotch bump". There is a medical connotation as well, I just learned.
 
That will never take off. One miscalculation and both bumpers could be in severe pain. The risk is just too high.

On a side note, don't google "crotch bump". There is a medical connotation as well, I just learned.

Oh dear. You said don't, but I did.

Perhaps we should all just never leave the house and avoid people altogether? Isn't that why we have the internet?
 
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