I need to get those guys in a pub somewhere and buy them a round. Then I'll buy them another. And another. As a matter of fact, I'll buy every round.
And at the end of the evening I'll take their keys because they'll be in no condition to drive
Crowdfunded? Seems people are willing to part with their cash for the strangest things. Pity they are not parting with it for charities and the starving.