Game characters you could replace with a potato (Oh boy)

[PsychoFish]

There are not enough drugs in South Africa for me to take for that to even make sense remotely

 

[Hagan]

Chickens in Counter Strike !

Just imagine!!! You come running down an alley... Getting out your bad ass AK ready to mow down any person on the other side!!! Your hart start to race, and you start breathing loudly! Your hands start to sweat! You slow down as you get to the corner of the well... sneaking closer! Turning the corner at an eagle to take anyone by surprise on the other side!

BAHM!!!!! A potato runs across, leaving a trail of potato feathers, distracting you momentarily.... BOOM head shot, and you are dead..

True story :/

There are not enough drugs in South Africa for me to take for that to even make sense remotely

As a crazy person, I can understand what he is talking about... :wtf: but chickens are not relevant. They're like the environment, it's just something you move around, a non-obstacle.

 

[Ike_009]

Just imagine!!! You come running down an alley... Getting out your bad ass AK ready to mow down any person on the other side!!! Your hart start to race, and you start breathing loudly! Your hands start to sweat! You slow down as you get to the corner of the well... sneaking closer! Turning the corner at an eagle to take anyone by surprise on the other side!

BAHM!!!!! A potato runs across, leaving a trail of potato feathers, distracting you momentarily.... BOOM head shot, and you are dead..

True story :/

Again I must say

 

[Flex]

As a crazy person, I can understand what he is talking about... :wtf: but chickens are not relevant. They're like the environment, it's just something you move around, a non-obstacle.

NO NO NO!!!! You obviously do not understand the chickens... They are an integral part of the game!
*Fact, each chicken in Counterstrike on each different map looks different and were actually given names by Valve

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Again I must say

Read it slowly and carefully! then you will understand!

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There are not enough drugs in South Africa for me to take for that to even make sense remotely

No Drugs are needed! if you have a love for Potatoes and chickens then that will suffice!

 

[Hagan]

NO NO NO!!!! You obviously do not understand the chickens... They are an integral part of the game!
*Fact, each chicken in Counterstrike on each different map looks different and were actually given names by Valve

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No Drugs are needed! if you have a love for Potatoes and chickens then that will suffice!

I'll take a rain check. Just wanted to add my 2 cents, no more.

 

[ClockworkNinja]

The whole Terminator Salvation game. I would have had more fun if I opened the case and found a potato inside.

 

[McT]

Gordon Freeman

Controversial? Tell me, have you ever seen Mr Freeman? Have you ever *heard* him? The answer is no. No you have not.

Based on this, could we include Serious Sam?

 

[Snare]

I think that essentially every FPS protagonist could be replaced with a potato. Hell; I think some characters may just be improved in some sense.