Getting Even

Rhymelark

Rhymelark

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Tell us what you have done to get even with someone.

Years ago friend of mine returned one of my game CD's completely scratched after borrowing it. So the next time we had a braai at his place I replaced the water in his water bottles in the fridge with vinegar and added some extra hot chili sauce to his tomato sauce bottle.
 
Not gonna tell the story, but someone screwed me over so I used their cellphone number and email address to add them to a male looking for another male hook up service. Added some specific needs like really enjoying getting phone calls at midnight and things like that. They didn't know who was doing it, so I would just update the number or email if they changed it.

This was a long time ago, and I was young and dumb back then.
 
My dad put tuna in his friends coffee at work, so to get back at him he took the avo out of sushi and packed it with wasabi
 
I had a weird colleague that was one hell of a germaphobe; He was disinfecting his desk and keyboard every morning and after the cleaners cleaned his desk and stuff.

So we took a condom, chucked some sugar water and condensed milk in it (just a bit) and rubbed it down with a bit of cocoa powder and water (to get the outside a little brownish) and left it on his keyboard after he left work. We then superglued his disinfectant spray bottle shut.
 
I cannot recall how it started, but while in high school I was a boarder. We used to often pull pranks on each other all the time, creating quite a feud in the hall. Some of the favourite ones were putting a boiled egg or even some curried fish inside the steel bed post of someone. By the time it is rotting you just throw the bed away and sleep on the floor!

You can also fit a deodorant nozzle on a shaving foam tin and spray guys while they sleep. It sprays such a fine mist that they wont notice. But then they wake up in this wonderful winter wonderland!

Other, less civil and humane pranks that I refused to participate in includes burning a sleeping victim's big toenail. When he wakes up from the pain the nail is already so hot you cannot do anything to stop the burning... The nail inevitably falls off a few days later. Guys got suspended for this one!

Finally is rolls and rolls of clingwrap, used to wrap someone to his bed. Then you blow the fire whistle and watch them panic when they cannot move.

Haha! The good old days!
 
oltman said:
I cannot recall how it started, but while in high school I was a boarder. We used to often pull pranks on each other all the time, creating quite a feud in the hall. Some of the favourite ones were putting a boiled egg or even some curried fish inside the steel bed post of someone. By the time it is rotting you just throw the bed away and sleep on the floor!

You can also fit a deodorant nozzle on a shaving foam tin and spray guys while they sleep. It sprays such a fine mist that they wont notice. But then they wake up in this wonderful winter wonderland!

Other, less civil and humane pranks that I refused to participate in includes burning a sleeping victim's big toenail. When he wakes up from the pain the nail is already so hot you cannot do anything to stop the burning... The nail inevitably falls off a few days later. Guys got suspended for this one!

Finally is rolls and rolls of clingwrap, used to wrap someone to his bed. Then you blow the fire whistle and watch them panic when they cannot move.

Haha! The good old days!
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I've always said that boarding houses of any kind are just prison prep schools with a little bit less rape.

This is pretty much what gives me this impression.
 
Rhymelark said:
Well this is how J.K. Rowling got even with Stephen Fry

http://geekandsundry.com/how-j-k-rowling-took-sweet-revenge-on-comedian-stephen-fry/
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I gotta say, thats actually rather tepid. Was expecting her to have added a Steven Phry in the book, and make him straight and have him killed off in some hilarious way. All she did was say no he cant reword a phrase, and then also used it again (its not like its a special use-every-30-years phrase either)

Proper revenge is more along these lines. :p
 
Pro Tip, I have not done this but cracking a egg into someones coffee is quick and easy and doesn't do anything until they reach it at the bottom of their mug.

Also I have always wanted to fill someones bathroom med cabinet with skittles or bb bullets depends how much you hate them even glitter, put cardboard in fill close door remove cardboard walk away
 
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B1nary said:
Pro Tip, I have not done this but cracking a egg into someones coffee is quick and easy and doesn't do anything until they reach it at the bottom of their mug.

Also I have always wanted to fill someones bathroom med cabinet with skittles or bb bullets depends how much you hate them even glitter, put cardboard in fill close door remove cardboard walk away
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I had housemates that covered the blades of my ceiling fan in my bedroom with baking soda and sugar...that wasn't fun :(
 
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