Going through the break up.

Talentloos

Talentloos

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It's never easy. After 2 and a half wonderful years together she was just gone one morning. I mean she was part of my everyday life. I got so use to seeing her when I got home. I couldn't wait to tell her about my day. She was such a good listener. But then she was gone. She just disappeared on Thursday morning. How can you replace a loved one?

I saw her a few times after that day. It made me angry. She was with another guy. Now I'm trying to rationalize the situation to myself. She was probably a slut. Had other guys on her during the day. I'm better off being rid of her. I can move on. She wasn't good enough for me.

It's been a tough 2 weeks, but today all that changed. I'm in love again and my home isn't empty anymore. I finally got a new console :D
 
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So... This is not talk of an actual female, then -- it's console talk.

Unless it is female talk, then "slut" makes sense, and you've acquired a new console to fill the void created by an abandonment of another towards you. Or it's not female talk and the first post is one big euphemism...
 
It won't last, you'll have broken up with her in a few years as well.

I suggest a modular model--they last forever and are as sexy and committed to you as you want them to be.
 
Hagan said:
So... This is not talk of an actual female, then -- it's console talk.

Unless it is female talk, then "slut" makes sense, and you've acquired a new console to fill the void created by an abandonment of another towards you. Or it's not female talk and the first post is one big euphemism...
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A console can be a slut. Other guys putting their hands on her. Pushing her buttons...
Lycanthrope said:
It won't last, you'll have broken up with her in a few years as well.

I suggest a modular model--they last forever and are as sexy and committed to you as you want them to be.
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I thought about a modular model, but it's too much hassle. I will stay away from the master race.
 
Talentloos said:
A console can be a slut. Other guys putting their hands on her. Pushing her buttons...

I thought about a modular model, but it's too much hassle. I will stay away from the master race.
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Non-euphemistic euphemism.

#MindFuck
 
Talentloos said:
I thought about a modular model, but it's too much hassle. I will stay away from the master race.
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So you pick one with a clingy mother-in-law who also can't help but order you around and demand how you play your games and may or may not purchase them and invalidates all the fun you had with your exes? Riiight, modular models are so much more of a hassle ;)
 
**bleh**

But on the bright side, at least you have a shiny new companion, we need to game now ^_^
 
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BeoTeK said:
Dude... I have spent money this past month. I mean serious tom, and nothing quite fills the void. This month marks a year after being told she wants a divorce, a year after her moving out. A year she has been out of my life, and each day it still hurts.

I spend my days playing games and spending money because it absorbs that, but nothing truly replaces it.

But on the bright side, at least you have a shiny new companion, we need to game now ^_^
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Ha ha. The whole thing was a metaphor man. I moved out of my old flat where my flatmate and I bought a ps3 together. Then I moved in to my new flat and he kept the ps3. The she in the story was my old ps3.

I wrote a story like this in high school about my best friend. Everyone thought it was my dog. It was my man parts. Only essay I got 100% on.
 
Lycanthrope said:
So you pick one with a clingy mother-in-law who also can't help but order you around and demand how you play your games and may or may not purchase them and invalidates all the fun you had with your exes? Riiight, modular models are so much more of a hassle ;)
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Yeah the deciding factor was my buddy who gave me his old ps3 for a 1000bucks. You see you need money to satisfy those modular gold diggers.
 
Talentloos said:
Ha ha. The whole thing was a metaphor man. I moved out of my old flat where my flatmate and I bought a ps3 together. Then I moved in to my new flat and he kept the ps3. The she in the story was my old ps3.

I wrote a story like this in high school about my best friend. Everyone thought it was my dog. It was my man parts. Only essay I got 100% on.
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ahem... erm... yes, that's what I was referring to as well.... what I said there was just crazy talk... "whistling:
 
BeoTeK said:
ahem... erm... yes, that's what I was referring to as well.... what I said there was just crazy talk... "whistling:
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Obviously.

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So I was so excited to jam some dark souls on my new big ass TV. Just to realize, new console without Internet = no saved games. So I just kind of went to bed all sad and shit.
 
I'm partial to orgies myself.

I keep the old models, get some new ones, and have some good hand-held fun while I'm at it.

Oh yes.
 
qornea said:
I'm partial to orgies myself.

I keep the old models, get some new ones, and have some good hand-held fun while I'm at it.

Oh yes.
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Yeah I was stuck with the handheld for a while. But you know, sometimes you can get away with a bit of hand play, but other times you need the full experience.
 
qornea said:
I'm partial to orgies myself.

I keep the old models, get some new ones, and have some good hand-held fun while I'm at it.

Oh yes.
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I wish I kept my old girlfriends my friend stole my genesis and my aunt stole the Ps 2(she was a whore) I miss sticking my controllers in and playing dirty filthy games.
 
Tsar said:
I wish I kept my old girlfriends my friend stole my genesis and my aunt stole the Ps 2(she was a whore) I miss sticking my controllers in and playing dirty filthy games.
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Did this thread just go next level?

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