How come you gotta pee at the worst possible moment?

[AcidRaZor]

I'm sitting there playing World of Warcraft or Warcraft 2 BNet edition.

And right when there's a huge e-longated fight... BOOM. i have to piss.

I dont drink water for DAYS yet i have the bladder of a 2 year old as soon as something critical happens.

Its not that I'm excited or scared or anything. Just nature calls at the worst possible moment.

At least with War2 I can pause

 

[bokka1]

You sound like my wife when we walk into a shopping mall.

 

[Info Guy 101]

Murphy's Law

 

[N3cTr0]

Happens to the best people at the worst times , One friend was in the bank queue and couldnt hold it anymore, lady in the bank said there was no toilets that he could use in the bank, so he went home quick, by the time he got back the bank was closed and that night his debit orders started. Ended up paying like R200 extra for the banking fees.

 

[sycogrim]

ja well think about it maybe ur excited lol... dont you ever get the feeling that when you excited to get something or go somewhere at the very last minute u gotta go to the bathroom damn I hate that...

 

[Voicy]

ja well think about it maybe ur excited lol... dont you ever get the feeling that when you excited to get something or go somewhere at the very last minute u gotta go to the bathroom damn I hate that...

That's why its so cool to be male. Just pee off the tallest building you can find

I left my mark ALL OVER cape town

 

[sycogrim]

That's why its so cool to be male. Just pee off the tallest building you can find

I left my mark ALL OVER cape town

bwahahahahahahahahahaha...... damn capetonians lmao just sit on top of a mountain and pee all over everything lol... just kidding

 

[SharkBait]

I usually get the number 2 when I am winning at Btanks.

 

[sycogrim]

I usually get the number 2 when I am winning at Btanks.

thats just sif lmao...

 

[Jase]

I usually get the number 2 when I am winning at Btanks.

Translation: I sh1t myself when I win at Btanks

 

[SharkBait]

Nee, ek is k@k bly as ek gewen het of ek kan in my broek k@k as my teamies soos hulle gatte speel.

 

[Jase]

LOL Sharkbait, I don't quite get that number2 but I do get the /farts when faced with a um 'stressful' situation ....

 

[SharkBait]

number 1 = have to pee
number 2 = have to take a s_ _t.

 

[sycogrim]

ur forgetting number 3 = u've drank too much and ur gonna be sick!!! hehehehehehe...

 

[SharkBait]

Nah, I don't drink that much when playing games. I've tried it once and ended up typing "zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ" in the chat box to everyone.

 

[Jase]

number 1 = have to pee
number 2 = have to take a s_ _t.

I mistyped there, I know what a #2 is hehe (Having kids helps with lingo building!)

 

[sycogrim]

I misstyped there, I know what a #2 is hehe (Having kids helps with lingo building!)

number 2 is meant to be that ur dropping the kids off at swimming training

 

[Warlynx]

Was doing a mother ship raid in City of Heroes once on a defender, while buffing everyone I thought I'd let loose a fart, well, which turned out to be a shart ... needless to say that was the end of the raid for me ... left the guys hanging high and dry (luckily for them) waiting for buffs while I was AFK-IN-A-HURRY

 

[SharkBait]

(Having kids helps with lingo building!)

That just makes you sound old.

 

[sycogrim]

Was doing a mother ship raid in City of Heroes once on a defender, while buffing everyone I thought I'd let loose a fart, well, which turned out to be a shart ... needless to say that was the end of the raid for me ... left the guys hanging high and dry (luckily for them) waiting for buffs while I was AFK-IN-A-HURRY

So are you trying to tell us that u dropped a kid off in ur pants while trying to let a ripper off????????