If life were a game...

Well ... for one thing. Suicide wouldn't be final.

You could keep running off cliffs or playing in traffic until you've worked it all out of your system.

On the other hand, if you really want life to end *THUD* .... *RESPAWN* "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" :D
 
Well, being a Metallica member = plus (GH Metallica)

Driving my car at extreme speeds, totalling it and then, poof, it's shiny and new again and not having to pay fines or for fuel = plus (Burnout Paradise)

Beating people I despise to a pulp and ripping their spines out = potential plus (Mortal Kombat)

Splicing to use electricity or fire to my advantage = potential plus (Bioshock)

Walking into my boss's office and slicing him up with the chains of olympus = plus (god of war)

hmmm....lotta potential goodness there...
 
psychogenik said:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bought a new pair of Nikes

:D?
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Showed up to work on time

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Been polite

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: B@nged your skanky secretary...without protection...and did not contract "the clap"

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Survived Hillbrow

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Tied your shoes

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Skipped the burger...opted for a salad

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Took the stairs instead of the lift

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Quit your job

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Find a new job

lol
 
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Maplassie said:
Achievement Unlocked: unlocked an achievement
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Lol ... infinite loop there Plassie.

Achievement Unlocked: Unlocked An Achievement: Achievement Unlocked etc etc ... until

Buffer overrun: Out of Memory [BSOD]

End of life :p

BSOD would take on a very literal meaning then xD
 
Man that would rock, save before trying something (like asking that girl out LOL)
and I would pay for the cheatcodes :D
 
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