Ahh, I embrace being a noob. Being a noob is what keeps a person motivated. It is what makes you say "God, I wanna pwn." Being a noob means that you need not be scared of flamers or spammers, because you will just as easily blend in with them. There is never a need to feel bad about yourself for being a 'noob', because you can quickly retort with "I'm a noob, but I have a life."
You are always quick to learn, and as we all know, we were all noobs once. And I am sure everybody can agree that those were the golden days. The day you first played multiplayer. The day you were first called a 'noob'. The day you found out what 'lol' means. To be a noob. The possibilities are endless.
God I hate being a noob.