Guys, this is how to meet the right kind of woman. Rent a small shop (fleamarket style) in a mall near you.
Get some stock like this.. and sell them. This way you'll get to meet the awesome kind of women, and not the candy boring ones who are only good for breeding.
As for the German 4chan post, I found it funny by level of ignorance of the American, doesn't know what a clutch is, can't select a language, the airport. . .