I recall back in '99 the late Rev Jerry Falwell was at the center of a ruckus about the sexuality of Tinky Winky. AFAIK, it was never proven that he was behind the article but the media attributed it to him. So, inspired by the whole thing somebody wrote this inspired little ditty:
(sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star")
I heard Jerry Falwell Say
“Tinky Winky must be gay.
He is purple and what’s worse,
Tinky Winky has a purse.
That Antenna on his head
is a symbol", Jerry said.
Jerry says that it’s a crime,
but I think he's got too much time!