Justice

[Shamrock]

I love encountering utter assholes in online games. Only problem is, I get really annoyed if they're better than me, because that just fuels it. While it's rare, it has occurred. On the alternate side, few things are better than raping them and ending with a comment like "Enjoy bronze league, dickface."

Today me and a friend of mine were doing 2v2 and right at the start he wanted to fix his mic and paused the game. JimmyTHEFIST was kind enough to UNPAUSE. I said "Just hang on a sec" and paused again. He unpaused. So I said "Give us a second please" and paused...and he unpaused. And was gracious enough to say "noobs".

So my buddy gets back on, kindly types in "Dicks :/" and we play. The game went on long but I kept nuking their workers, taking out their army with siege, etc. It was actually made more fun by their little snarks. Eventually we had them on the ropes and we were winning.

Here's the dialog; I'm really proud of this:

Shamrock: Hmm
Shamrock: I used to be a dick but then I decided I didn't want to spend my life working at McDonalds
JimmyTHEFIST: get a life
Shamrock: UNPAUSE ME!
Jimmy leaves game.

Retrospectively it wasn't that funny. But we were really amused at the time.

 

[Raven Gold]

Nothing more satesfying than toobing a groaner again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.