Little Rooster....

OmegaFenix

OmegaFenix

The Legendary Troll Hunter
I stumbled onto this, unassuming, product during the course of my daily duties as Data-Miner.

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The 'LittleRooster' wakes the fairer sex in "unique" new way... namely with pleasure. You really have to read the product description to "get" whats its all about. I dont want to get too deeply ;) into it for fear of making this NSFW.

All I can say is....

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So, you'd have to go to sleep with that thing inserted? Seems uncomfortable.

Edit: having clicked the link, I see it's smaller than imagined...

Inb4 "That's what she said!"
 
James said:
So, you'd have to go to sleep with that thing inserted? Seems uncomfortable.
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Lol! Well according to the product description it goes "inside your knickers not inside you". Even considering that it still sounds really uncomfortable.
 
The Little Rooster wakes you gradually, sensually, tenderly.
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Normally when you have a good sleeping cycle, you don't just gets "bitch slapped" into a waking stake, but ok I guess some don't know this.
 
Actually I would buy that for the gf, my gf tends to slap me if I wake her cause she always gets a fright.
Revenge the way she would want it lol.

Just told her that I want to get one for her and she says, no.
I think it is denial coz secretly she would want one... hahaha
 
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simon said:
Actually I would buy that for the gf, my gf tends to slap me if I wake her cause she always gets a fright.
Revenge the way she would want it lol.
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Then rather get this and you can do it from a distance. Also I bet its cheaper.

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Tsar said:
Don't be jealous :p bwawawawa
That thing is so disturbing on many levels. What kind must you be to have that?
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Pftht! Why is it disturbing? I reckon if they made one for blokes you'd never get out of bed :-P

Yeah, it doesn't go inside you, it goes against you. It does look uncomfortable, but it's completely fine. Once I've got mine in place and it warms up a bit(!) I barely notice it. Just the right size and shape I guess.
 
Sue said:
Pftht! Why is it disturbing? I reckon if they made one for blokes you'd never get out of bed :-P

Yeah, it doesn't go inside you, it goes against you. It does look uncomfortable, but it's completely fine. Once I've got mine in place and it warms up a bit(!) I barely notice it. Just the right size and shape I guess.
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