Memorable video game quotes

Edelweiss

Edelweiss

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Hey guys
Any of you have any sort of dialogue or text from games long past (or recent) that were so profound/badass/memorable/annoying that it will be forever etched into your mind? I find that if I were to recall favourite or at least memorable video games quotes it was always from my nostalgic younger days..
Share your quotes! :)
I'll start.
Vagrant Story (opening text) - " The body is but a vessel for the soul, a puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, for it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust from whence it came.Therefore must the soul deceive, despise and murder men. " A.J Durai
Call of Duty 2 - " ACHTUNG! GRENAATA! "
 
GLaDOS: I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now.
[phone dialing and ringing; in a stranger, lower voice]
GLaDOS: The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.
[Dial tone; normal voice]
GLaDOS: Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.
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and
Wheatley: All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?
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there are a lot more these are the 2 that I laughed the hardest at :D
 
"Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites badonkadonk and lives!"

Borderlands 2 is chock full of hilarity.
 
"Remember Heroes die many times but cowards tast death only once.....or something..."

"Between you and me, the one that killed you is a dick. Please disregard this message if you commited suicide".
 
Vernon Roche, The Witcher 2: "You can't give back what you took from me. [pause] Cutting off your balls and slitting your throat will have to do."
 
Cod4 mile high club-

SAS Leader: We're going deep and we're going hard
SAS: Surely, you can't be serious?
SAS Leader: I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Halflife 1

Scientist: [after watching Gordon overheat a microwave casserole] My God, what are you doing?
 
Mass Effect when contacting the council after a mission.
Council: "Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"
Shepard: "You know it" disconnect
Joker: "That never gets old, does it?"


Then I'm pretty sure there must be something in the two Batman games because I remember laughing a lot at the stuff the Joker said. Will see when I replay the game.
 
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