MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!

Hagan said:
So this is a JOKE thread now, for all intents and purposes.
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You actually think this thread was meant to be serious at any point?

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Eugene said:
You actually think this thread was meant to be serious at any point?

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Initially, that was my thought, my... understanding of this thread.
Now it's a joke thread making fun of all everything that people consider to be "signs of the devil"; admittedly it is funny.
 
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Reminds me of when people were crying Satanism at pokemon tazos when they came out... Good times... Good... Times :rolleyes:
 
I actually know people who refuse to drink Monster due to some of these points (think my mother is one). Fucking retarded if you ask me!

People these days, they just look for reasons to blame things. I am christian I don't buy this shit.
 
Donisia said:
As in monster or the theory?"whistling:
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Sorry for being unclear. The theory if this bullshit.

Just because I drink it, does that make me any less holy or unfaithful to my beliefs?

I'm guessing this same woman probably smokes/drinks/swears/lies or whatever the case, and those are all sins. We can't all be perfect.
 
I can give you many reasons why you shouldn't drink Monster, but none of them involve this nutjob theory. People like this lady are just fucked in the head. There's no nice way to say it.
 
Monster has to be satanism. Have you ever tried that yellow one called 'The Doctor'? Nothing that is holy can taste that good. :p

Saint_Dee said:
Reminds me of when people were crying Satanism at pokemon tazos when they came out... Good times... Good... Times :rolleyes:
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I remember that.
 
TheAvenged87 said:
Monster has to be satanism. Have you ever tried that yellow one called 'The Doctor'? Nothing that is holy can taste that good. :p



I remember that.
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Seeing tazos going in flames hurt my soul :cry:. I'm surprised people didn't get as uppity about Dragon Ball Z tazos:rolleyes:
 
Oh, the yellow can one? I should try it sometime. I stopped drinking Monster a few months ago because I got semi-addicted and drank at least 3 a week at one point. They're just so damned good, even if they make my kidneys cry.
 
Saint_Dee said:
Seeing tazos going in flames hurt my soul :cry:. I'm surprised people didn't get as uppity about Dragon Ball Z tazos:rolleyes:
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Graal said:
Oh, the yellow can one? I should try it sometime. I stopped drinking Monster a few months ago because I got semi-addicted and drank at least 3 a week at one point. They're just so damned good, even if they make my kidneys cry.
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Ja energy drinks are hectic, especially to your innards and your brain. I still kind of drink a lot of them, but I train a lot so the after-effects fall away quickly. Try the Doctor, I'm pretty sure that it is the tastiest energy drink on the market right now.
 
Oh god....

When I see shit like this, I really cringe to be a human... SERIOUSLY?? This is the same type of woman who forwards mails like "If you don't forward this your kids will die"...

Also, a cross is a Satanic symbol. It's similar to an upside down cross from Satan, just turned around. It's therefor a bad and satanic symbol and nobody should ever use the cross...

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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