MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... breathe hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

For the record, I'm a Christian.. but damn this is funny. Some people just need more things to fill their day with.

Whenever I see people freak out over the 666 thing, I just laugh. The bible actually reads "66 & 6". No idea what's meant by it, but if it was "666", the writer would write it that way.
 
BeoTeK said:
Just because I drink it, does that make me any less holy or unfaithful to my beliefs?
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dewd, you are so far down the path, you need to be shot, chopped up, burned, then put in a grinder, burned again (with the grinder) and shot into the sun... :mad: :p :D
 
The thing is.....Company Logo's are always carefully worked out and planned. Nothing is really haphazard and usually a group of people are involved with giving the OK.

My question is then, what does the O with a line through it really mean?


oh wait, I don't really care.
 
TheAvenged87 said:
No it is this one. I don't really like Monster, but I love this one.
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This always makes me think of the Doctor Mario game for some reason. Same-ish font and colour scheme.
 
AlienTaker said:
Didn't read through everything but a while ago there was a thing doing the rounds too about where the Illuminati sign appears in every thing the way you butter bread, Jay Z's forehead, katy perry's cleavage there was a whole bunch of them. people just think out crap all the time

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/shocking-pictures-that-prove-the-illuminati-is-all-around
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Katy Perry's cleavage can be considered evil for a bunch of different reasons, all of which I rather enjoy :love:

Anyway, this whole thing is BS. I am Christian, and I believe that if you give this type of thing a hold on you that it can influence you (not necessarily evil spirits, but psychologically, like that crazy lady).

Had a Monster yesterday, was delicious. Also kept me awake while I was on the road, so actually saved my life because I was really tired.
 
Snoopimaru said:
Had a Monster yesterday, was delicious. Also kept me awake while I was on the road, so actually saved my life because I was really tired.
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No, that was God, holding his protective hand over his children....

BUT If you made an accident!!!!!!!!!! That is SATAN's fault!!!!

:D:D:D:D
 
for the record, I am religious so extremism for me hits even harder when people use my religion to do crazy shit like this
 
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