MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!

Tank said:
for the record, I am religious so extremism for me hits even harder when people use my religion to do crazy shit like this
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Its stupid shit like this which has pushed me away from attending church or coming close to any group, club or organization that calls themselves "Christian"
 
She has practiced that pitch so well, it's almost scarier than her non existent logic and beyond less than simple thought process.
 
Tank said:
for the record, I am religious so extremism for me hits even harder when people use my religion to do crazy shit like this
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Agreed it part of the reason (if not the main) I as a person find it hard to talk to non-Christians about my faith. They make a mockery of it.
 
It's because of people like this lady, that your religion is seen as a joke by many outsiders....

It's a shame really....
 
TBlaar said:
It's because of people like this lady, that your religion is seen as a joke by many outsiders....

It's a shame really....
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Every time you take a sip, it's considered to be an anti-Christian movement of the hand, wrist and arm - right?
 
Hagan - similar to Sagan - the Science master.... Science is from the devil, and Hagan kinda sounds like SATAN....

ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
TBlaar said:
Hagan - similar to Sagan - the Science master.... Science is from the devil, and Hagan kinda sounds like SATAN....

ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Non-religious, not anti-Christ. There's a difference.
 
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Interestingly enough I noticed this and did research myself on the monster brand, I even went so far as to contacting their marketing department.

I dont care if they are the anti-christ or satanists or whatever, I just find iconography and symbolism interesting ,especially when it comes to more esoteric subject matter.

I contacted them to try and ascertain who did their branding, its just too "coincidental" obviously this was done on purpose, because yes the scratch marks are almost exactly 666 and their logo is unleash the beast and etc, I was wondering if the person or team in charge of this was not of a specific religious disposition and was being tongue in cheek or just plain facetious.

Anyway I was never able to find out any of the information relating to who or what and kind of forgot about it till now, maybe i should see if i can find anything again.
 
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B1nary said:
Interestingly enough I noticed this and did research myself on the monster brand, I even went so far as to contacting their marketing department.

I dont care if they are the anti-christ or satanists or whatever, I just find iconography and symbolism interesting ,especially when it comes to more esoteric subject matter.

I contacted them to try and ascertain who did their branding, its just too "coincidental" obviously this was done on purpose, because yes the scratch marks are almost exactly 666 and their logo is unleash the beast and etc, I was wondering if the person or team in charge of this was not of a specific religious disposition and was being tongue in cheek or just plain facetious.

Anyway I was never able to find out any of the information relating to who or what and kind of forgot about it till now, maybe i should see if i can find anything again.
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that would be nice. I also think the 666 hidden is to do with the marketing theme and nothing more.
 
It's not 3 6'es, it's a fucking capital letter M!!!! Stylized! JFC

If you go out looking for "hidden messages" you WILL find them..... everywhere!!!!!
 
TBlaar said:
It's not 3 6'es, it's a fucking capital letter M!!!! Stylized! JFC

If you go out looking for "hidden messages" you WILL find them..... everywhere!!!!!
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Example, TBlaar is secretly in an organisation that bombs places, note the TB aka The Bombers... Like that?
 
Ok, Monster is from the Devil, trust me, I know.
I work for the company that distributes this stuff, so I must be some new kind of evil then.

I reckon the stuff stinks beyond high heaven and with the smell permeuating from the damges that come back it would be enough to turn any addict away.

However, people please carry on buying it, it keeps us happy :)
 
simon said:
Ok, Monster is from the Devil, trust me, I know.
I work for the company that distributes this stuff, so I must be some new kind of evil then.

I reckon the stuff stinks beyond high heaven and with the smell permeuating from the damges that come back it would be enough to turn any addict away.

However, people please carry on buying it, it keeps us happy :)
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Can I claim damages in the form of a box of monsters :p
 
Actually, if someone needs to be pissed off with Monster drinks, it should be SA Rugby, those cans are obviously biased towards cricket with the stumps on the front...

See below, so does that mean cricket is a tool for satan? Do all those that attend cricket matches worship the devil? (not talking about lion supporters, they are just weak minded fewls! :D )

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I just bought the Rossi can and yucky. Reminds me a lot of Fresca from back in the day. I still prefer the original green one.

Battoms up you Manstor drinkers.
 
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