How much pizza did you eat?
Dude, it was Panarotti's all you can eat night. With a bunch of students. My fiance had 9 slices of the family sized pizzas they used for the night. I could do 6.
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Dude, it was Panarotti's all you can eat night. With a bunch of students. My fiance had 9 slices of the family sized pizzas they used for the night. I could do 6.
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Lol murph same here
Well, was grade 6 was walking home from school, heard someone call my name so i turned my head but carried on walking, didnt see any1 i knew so i turned my head back around and THWAP!!! straight into a street pole could here the echo
That was 1
GOt another 2
PE, Grade 5 was playing baseball, was about to catch the ball dude basically jumps on my back, slips and he landed on my head. Later i found out that he had his mouth open and i had 1 of his front teeth stuck in my skalp
Then Grade 6 again, was playing that stupid under over game with the bean bag, was in the hall, we were wearing socks, we had to run to the end of the hall touch the door (made of flippin glass). They had polished the floors lesson before i was first to run, i belted it like no tomorrow, then i cudnt stop myself went through the door cut my arm open completely to the bone, tendons and everything, got a nice scar that kinda looks like the nike logo
Well, was grade 6 was walking home from school, heard someone call my name so i turned my head but carried on walking, didnt see any1 i knew so i turned my head back around and THWAP!!! straight into a street pole could here the echo
That was 1
GOt another 2
PE, Grade 5 was playing baseball, was about to catch the ball dude basically jumps on my back, slips and he landed on my head. Later i found out that he had his mouth open and i had 1 of his front teeth stuck in my skalp
Then Grade 6 again, was playing that stupid under over game with the bean bag, was in the hall, we were wearing socks, we had to run to the end of the hall touch the door (made of flippin glass). They had polished the floors lesson before i was first to run, i belted it like no tomorrow, then i cudnt stop myself went through the door
cut my arm open completely to the bone, tendons and everything, got a nice scar that kinda looks like the nike logo
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but so funny 
Raven Gold
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Murph
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And that is why I allways ditched PE...
Speaking of PE, we were playing soccer when I was in Std 6 (Grade ?!) and this dog arrived on the field, and it decided to chase me and bite my ass....with the entire school looking on...I was mortified behind belief and I still had to go to the principle so he check if my ass was ok
mii
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Speaking of PE, we were playing soccer when I was in Std 6 (Grade ?!) and this dog arrived on the field, and it decided to chase me and bite my ass....with the entire school looking on...I was mortified behind belief and I still had to go to the principle so he check if my ass was ok
hahahahahaha!!!!!! Maybe the puppy didn't like soccer...
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
hahahahahaha!!!!!! Maybe the puppy didn't like soccer...
Clearly he didn't like the player much either
Hate the player, AND the game!
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Ok heres another one.
Ok so I like to write... "raunchy" stories from time to time. So one time while chatting with a friend of mine over IM, I forgot to switch back to the MS word window, pressed enter, and... O////O
Ok so I like to write... "raunchy" stories from time to time. So one time while chatting with a friend of mine over IM, I forgot to switch back to the MS word window, pressed enter, and... O////O
phoenix
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Hmmm....which faux pas should I tell you about first?
Well, several years ago at work I was feeling rather tired.
One of my female colleaugues [and my superior] called me to her office.
I noticed that she was yawning and asked her whether whe was tired.
When she said yes, without thinking, I suggested that we go to bed.
I have walked into a few signposts in my life. I daydream easily when I am walking.
I have collided with a concrete pillar too.
Well, several years ago at work I was feeling rather tired.
One of my female colleaugues [and my superior] called me to her office.
I noticed that she was yawning and asked her whether whe was tired.
When she said yes, without thinking, I suggested that we go to bed.
I have walked into a few signposts in my life. I daydream easily when I am walking.
I have collided with a concrete pillar too.
Tsar
The thing that should not be
Loooool. About the lets us go to bed. I have walked into a bike holder on a car.
symbolofmylife
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some years ago i met a new girlfriend. was still living with my parents at the time. so one afternoon she is over and we start getting a bit, uhm, physical...so one thing leads to another and we end up in my room...both in our birthday suits...i was under the impression we'd have the house to ourselves for the day...i was wrong...in mid-friskyness mom walks into the room...