Move over ShakeWeight - The Free Flexor is in town!

I picked up one of these a while ba- waaaaaaait a minute. Errrr, never mind.

Seriously though; nothing like a bit of phallus to liven up one's gym routine, eh?
 
Uhhhhh... do the people that design, make and sell these things just so deprived of sex that they simply have no clue at all?!

Good grief, no man in his right mind would be dangling what is essentially a dildo with a ball at each end...
 
Never mind that. Would you utilize the Circular Strength Technology (shown in all it's glory at 0:50) without feeling totally awkward?
 
Gimaru said:
1:29 Once you start getting the momentum swinging.... It goes deep.

wtf?
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LMAO! I always try so hard to intentionally look/listen past the obvious sexual innuendos... but this one slapped me so hard in the face it was impossible to look beyond it.
 
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