N00b has been t00b'd

Raven Gold

Raven Gold

Local Boy Hunter
OK so this thread is about sharing any funny and cool stories about luck pwnage.

I'll start off one of my faves:

I was playing CoD:WaW online. My poor connection means i'm usualy playing camper tactics.

Well the map was "Cliffside" and I was with one of my classes that had a bazooka, I went into that small temple room near the middle of the map from the top door, and I don't how it happened but most of the opposing team were cramed in there, I had the bazzoka equiped and in panic I let it off, I got shot before it hit, but when I respawned, I saw I got 13 kills and a ton of messages screaming "N00b T00b!"

Top place that match because of that lucky shot.
 
I was playing in Wet Work COD4 and i threw a grenade, needless to say my aiming as usual was kak and my grenade bounced back off one of the containers and i ran for my life... To my luck the guy ran straight into my trap and died lol.... all i got was messages saying that I pwned the oke rofl :D
 
That reminds me of another.

I thing the map was courth yeard, I threw a tabun grenade over a wall, hit a guy in the head and killed him, than I threw a regular one and hit the same guy again. I was wetting myself with laughter.
 
Yeh i have had that before throwing a grenade over a roof and blowing someone up... i was accused of using hax :rolleyes:
 
Yup that move is a famous one (made famous by him) sheer brilliance.

I have done it aswell. Alas, we were defusing, and the nade hit my own team mate, but hey a kill is a kill. :P
 
I actually drop a marty alot... without the perk....

Readying a nade then getting killed... sometimes I get a TK because of it... Sorry teamies :p
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Happens quite alot that.

That's what I like about the USA and UK servers. They have a 48-64 player servers with no friendly fire.

COD5 is rofl I have gotten 23 players (with screenshot) from 1 artillery barrage, and this one time my dogs got me 38 kills ROFL.
 
I mainly play the french and spanish servers. there the only ones that allow 600+ ping.

But ok, off track. But just remeber, it's not just CoD, by whatever other game

New story:

This isn't realy that impressive, but its interesting to tell still.

I was playing company of heros, i don;t remeber the campaghe level, but it was one of the american camp. I played to the point where i got my bace pretty much impenetrable than i proceded to send a pair of snipers out into the sity, slow taking out every last enemy one by one and using off-map artiliry to deal with vehicles. Its a fun little tactic that mostly only works in the campaigns.
 
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I was playing COD:WAW the other night...(I am a bit of a noob) and it was the last 45secs of the match. It was one of those maps where u have to diffuse the bomb. The scores were tied at 1 -1. In a moment of brilliance my team pulls itself together, we take out their guys and run for the bomb. Having that endurance perk i got there first but instead of hitting "E" or whatever you are supposed to hit, i hit g and dropped a grenade and took myself and most of my team out...MULTIKILL. :-)
 
It happens quiet often in cod4 - when the enemy player has activated the bomb and then gets killed, he drops his weapon on top of the bomb, now in Cod4 the same key is used to pick up an enemy weapon and to defuse. So often a player would try and defuse a bomb but instead keeps on picking up the enemy's weapon and then dropping his only to pick it up again while furiously trying to defuse a bomb which is about to explode. I laugh every time.
 
Cobalt said:
I was playing COD:WAW the other night...(I am a bit of a noob) and it was the last 45secs of the match. It was one of those maps where u have to diffuse the bomb. The scores were tied at 1 -1. In a moment of brilliance my team pulls itself together, we take out their guys and run for the bomb. Having that endurance perk i got there first but instead of hitting "E" or whatever you are supposed to hit, i hit g and dropped a grenade and took myself and most of my team out...MULTIKILL. :-)
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... now thats an EPIC Fail roflmfao :D :p
 
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