New Video Game Technology Finally Allows Rendering Of Smaller Breasts

[Dixie]

LAS VEGAS—The buzz at this month's Consumer Electronics Show was all about a new breakthrough in the field of high-resolution 3-D graphics that has made it possible to render average-sized breasts on female video game characters. "For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast—a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms," said Warren Hood, developer of the new Vex9 graphics card, which has finally enabled video game wire-frame artists to digitally sculpt breasts as small as B-cups. "At long last, we can give die-hard gamers the level of realism they've been looking for." Hood added that researchers are currently exploring technologies that would allow the shamans and clerics in World Of Warcraft to practice modern medicine instead of depending on unrealistic magical healing spells.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_video_game_technology

 

[AcidRaZor]

I think the idea is to give them big breasts. not because technology wouldn't allow them

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

I'd prefer more realistic, smaller breasts ......... it's about time

 

[Lynus]

Very "interesting" find Dixie.

 

[Maplassie]

I prefer real breasts

 

[Dixie]

It's ironic really - pay more, see less...

I don't understand it. With the current high resolutions that cards throw at HD screens, it just seems silly

 

[Deceptor]

"a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms"

LOL

 

[Oculate]

I reckon the DOA team would disagree to using this technology

 

[Dixie]

I prefer real breasts

Will it not be a bit game distracting?

 

[OmegaFenix]

Will it not be a bit game distracting?

Oh they are but real boobs beat fake cg boobs hands down, every time. Only a few hours and i get to see real boobies again.

 

[Maplassie]

Will it not be a bit game distracting?

a bit, but I can multitask

 

[Dixie]

I still don't get it.

In Zoo Tycoon ll, even the most infinitesimal details are rendered flawlessly.

Maybe we just need some female wire-frame artists?

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

I think it has to do with the movement of the character <------ what the hell am i talking about

 

[Oculate]

Soul Caliber 4 has impressive booby physics

 

[sycogrim]

I play games not to check chicks boobs out etc... Real Boobs FTW

 

[Terak]

I prefer real breasts

I concur

 

[Dan]

You guys do realize this is an article from The Onion, right?

 

[sycogrim]

You guys do realize this is an article from The Onion, right?

Yeh we do Dixie posted up the link for us

 

[Dan]

Just making sure people know what The Onion is. We don't want another Landover Baptist incident

 

[OmegaFenix]

Just making sure people know what The Onion is. We don't want another Landover Baptist incident

Im a little lost... what was the Landover Baptist incident and who is The Onion?