OMG dam it
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Mephisto_Helix
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/exits freaky stalkerdudes thread .........
iOverflow
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LOL, heh kind of what I was thinking actually lol, and the thread title is completely misleading as well
dizz16
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Was doing the deed in my room with girlfriend...when she asked if my parents won't come in...
I said no way, my parents always knocks.......lol I found out a few minutes later that it is just most of the times and not always... :/
Hehe when she left she had to greet my parents and my dad said "Hope you had a nice evening!"
I said no way, my parents always knocks.......lol I found out a few minutes later that it is just most of the times and not always... :/
Hehe when she left she had to greet my parents and my dad said "Hope you had a nice evening!"
dizz16
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This was way back then...but still was one of the most embarrassing things I've had so far...
Kiruna
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ergh I have a few, actually way more than a few - can be a bit of clumsy ditz sometimes.
Always have a good lag at it though
Giving the really short jist of 3 gems that happened yeeeears back:
- walking with friends, we took a shortcut through edge of construction site, I suddenly disappeared, I had stepped into a mud hole. The hole went just over my knees and I fell to the ground, when I stood up and got out my legs were covered in mud. Ended up walking into a shopping mall leaving a trail of muddy footprints to go wash up in the bathroom basin much to the dismay of the other ladies in there already. I had to climb up onto basin to wash mud off feet and legs. We all couldn't stop laughing the entire day after that. thankfully this was in a time before cellphone camera's
- walking with a friend down the main road, it was that hippy tye dye wrap skirt phase (if that wasn't embarrassment enough). It was windy - I was not smart.
The skirt was not tied properly and it unravelled itself, got caught in the wind and blew away. We ended up running down the road after it me in a short top and panties only in front of all those hooting cars. Didn't take long to grab it thankfully, but long enough! Sickled putting the thing back on for what felt like an eternity in front of slow moving cars. I wanted to throw myself in front one of the cars at the time, but they weren't going fast enough.
- and lastly also had one of those caught out moments with bf's mom. In his bedroom she walked in right in the middle of where I was ................................... She saw everything. I'm just thankful it could have been alot worse if she walked in just a little bit later and that would have been beyond awkward. Let's just say I wouldn't have been able to talk to her very well
Got a lot more very embarrassing events that happened over course of years but these ones are the first that always spring to mind.
Always have a good lag at it though
Giving the really short jist of 3 gems that happened yeeeears back:
- walking with friends, we took a shortcut through edge of construction site, I suddenly disappeared, I had stepped into a mud hole. The hole went just over my knees and I fell to the ground, when I stood up and got out my legs were covered in mud. Ended up walking into a shopping mall leaving a trail of muddy footprints to go wash up in the bathroom basin much to the dismay of the other ladies in there already. I had to climb up onto basin to wash mud off feet and legs. We all couldn't stop laughing the entire day after that. thankfully this was in a time before cellphone camera's
- walking with a friend down the main road, it was that hippy tye dye wrap skirt phase (if that wasn't embarrassment enough). It was windy - I was not smart.
The skirt was not tied properly and it unravelled itself, got caught in the wind and blew away. We ended up running down the road after it me in a short top and panties only in front of all those hooting cars. Didn't take long to grab it thankfully, but long enough! Sickled putting the thing back on for what felt like an eternity in front of slow moving cars. I wanted to throw myself in front one of the cars at the time, but they weren't going fast enough.
- and lastly also had one of those caught out moments with bf's mom. In his bedroom she walked in right in the middle of where I was ................................... She saw everything. I'm just thankful it could have been alot worse if she walked in just a little bit later and that would have been beyond awkward. Let's just say I wouldn't have been able to talk to her very well
Got a lot more very embarrassing events that happened over course of years but these ones are the first that always spring to mind.
This one time, I went with a bunch of friends to the mall.
We went to a nice coffeeshop/restaurant for lunch, but I wasn't feeling to champ.
I've been having really bad gas for since the previous day. I figured I would survive, but I was wrong. At the same moment as sitting down in the restaurant I noticed my body convulsing in the sudden urge to release massive quantities of gas. Well, the bathroom was simply far at that point in space/time.
I did however notice that this particular restaurant was playing their music quite friggin ear-splittingly loud. So I devised the most genius of plans. I would simply let this build-up of gas release in beat with the music!
Nobody would know!
So I commenced. In-time with the beat of of the music, I started farting. Around 2 songs later, still farting, I noticed everyone in the restaurant was staring at me quite disgusted.
Including my friends.
More or less at the same time I realized I was still listening to my iPod...
(PS: The above was merely for humor value. Not a true story.)
We went to a nice coffeeshop/restaurant for lunch, but I wasn't feeling to champ.
I've been having really bad gas for since the previous day. I figured I would survive, but I was wrong. At the same moment as sitting down in the restaurant I noticed my body convulsing in the sudden urge to release massive quantities of gas. Well, the bathroom was simply far at that point in space/time.
I did however notice that this particular restaurant was playing their music quite friggin ear-splittingly loud. So I devised the most genius of plans. I would simply let this build-up of gas release in beat with the music!
Nobody would know!
So I commenced. In-time with the beat of of the music, I started farting. Around 2 songs later, still farting, I noticed everyone in the restaurant was staring at me quite disgusted.
Including my friends.
More or less at the same time I realized I was still listening to my iPod...
(PS: The above was merely for humor value. Not a true story.)
Senticall
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Sockmonkey
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That reminds me of a Joke a read somewhere on The joke thread
Thats because it is, lol copypaste
to0kenZA
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That reminds me of a Joke a read somewhere on The joke thread
Search it up... original is mine.
EDIT: Possibly originally posted on MyBB though...
EDIT EDIT: Dammit it's not MyBB... Now I'm trying to remember where the hell I first posted that 4 years ago...
Either way, check again what I posted (verify the same in the quoted post, there is actually a disclaimer at the end)
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