Parents name child “Dovahkiin”, get free Bethesda games forever

THAT IS SO FLIPPING AWESOME.

He may get teased at school. Nice of them to put Tom in there aswell.
 
Free games for life = maybe $1000?

Eternal torment and ridicule for your son for having a non standard name = priceless

Kids dont treat kids who are different nice. If he is lucky, other kids will think its awesome. Very very lucky.
 
Free games for life = maybe $1000?

Eternal torment and ridicule for your son for having a non standard name = priceless

Kids dont treat kids who are different nice. If he is lucky, other kids will think its awesome. Very very lucky.

The internet thinks he's awesome. Who needs real people anyway?
 
Free games for life = maybe $1000?

Eternal torment and ridicule for your son for having a non standard name = priceless

Kids dont treat kids who are different nice. If he is lucky, other kids will think its awesome. Very very lucky.

Remember Bethesda is a publisher also...
 
my next sons' name shall be Kratos ,yes it shall !!!!! ....... i dont want your free games Sony !!!
 
Free games for life = maybe $1000?

Eternal torment and ridicule for your son for having a non standard name = priceless

Kids dont treat kids who are different nice. If he is lucky, other kids will think its awesome. Very very lucky.


Sounds like something Ken Titus would do


My hero
 
My daughter is due on the 17th December its my turn to name her and I cant find a name

Dam I shouldve thought of this......LOL
 
My daughter is due on the 17th December its my turn to name her and I cant find a name

Dam I shouldve thought of this......LOL

What about Cortana?

cortana_halo.jpg
 
That seems like cruel and unusual punishment. If he was eastern European and the name kinda fit the language then maybe but now he's going to sound like a white boy with a name his parents picked to win a compo.
 
Don't think it is that hectic. His name will probably be Donovan to friends and family.
If you have to call him something other than the name you gave him then it's fairly obviously you only did it to win the compo.
 
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