PG13-Why do men like boobs?

Donisia

Donisia

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So I've wondered for a while, why do men love these things so much(all sizes)? The best response ive gotten so far is "because...boobs" :D:wtf:
 
Boobies, boobies, boobies... It's all guys think about these days.
Well, they're idoits.
Show me a boob-man an' I'll show you a no-brain, no-class, knuckle-dragger
that knows nothing of the fairer sex
They don't get it.
You can't take the measure of a good woman just by oogling her chest!
There are fair more important things to consider, such as...
(Ah c'mon! Are you even listening!? I'm tryin' to drop some knowledge here!)
See, if yer enlightened like I am, then you know
that the real show
is down below...

THE BOOTY, BABY!
That's where it's at!
Nothing trumps the rump, my friend!
Anyone that can't see that is either blind or a fool.
That's why I say: Enough with this Mass Boob Hysteria (MBoobH).
It's time to set things right.
IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE ASS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES!
So many women have been wronged for too long.
Like poor (insert girl I know with huge breast).
Objectified ONLY for her boobs! It's a crime I tell ya!
 
Tsar said:
Boobies, boobies, boobies... It's all guys think about these days.
Well, they're idoits.
Show me a boob-man an' I'll show you a no-brain, no-class, knuckle-dragger
that knows nothing of the fairer sex
They don't get it.
You can't take the measure of a good woman just by oogling her chest!
There are fair more important things to consider, such as...
(Ah c'mon! Are you even listening!? I'm tryin' to drop some knowledge here!)
See, if yer enlightened like I am, then you know
that the real show
is down below...

THE BOOTY, BABY!
That's where it's at!
Nothing trumps the rump, my friend!
Anyone that can't see that is either blind or a fool.
That's why I say: Enough with this Mass Boob Hysteria (MBoobH).
It's time to set things right.
IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE ASS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES!
So many women have been wronged for too long.
Like poor (insert girl I know with huge breast).
Objectified ONLY for her boobs! It's a crime I tell ya!
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Weirdest Warhammer story that I've ever heard.
 
We are biologically programed to stare at boobs. It's in our DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts.

It's not a personal thing. It's not about us. It's about our future offspring.

And one last thing, if all that is not enough, we spend the best 18 months of our lives sucking on those things. Can't people understand that they represent a time in our lives when days were easy and maybe we see that in beautiful breasts.
 
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Tsar said:
Boobies, boobies, boobies... It's all guys think about these days.
Well, they're idoits.
Show me a boob-man an' I'll show you a no-brain, no-class, knuckle-dragger
that knows nothing of the fairer sex
They don't get it.
You can't take the measure of a good woman just by oogling her chest!
There are fair more important things to consider, such as...
(Ah c'mon! Are you even listening!? I'm tryin' to drop some knowledge here!)
See, if yer enlightened like I am, then you know
that the real show
is down below...

THE BOOTY, BABY!
That's where it's at!
Nothing trumps the rump, my friend!
Anyone that can't see that is either blind or a fool.
That's why I say: Enough with this Mass Boob Hysteria (MBoobH).
It's time to set things right.
IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE ASS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES!
So many women have been wronged for too long.
Like poor (insert girl I know with huge breast).
Objectified ONLY for her boobs! It's a crime I tell ya!
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poor nicky minaj... hahaha:D
 
DuckKnuckle said:
We are biologically programed to stare at boobs. It's in our DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts.

It's not a personal thing. It's not about us. It's about our future offspring.

And one last thing, if all that is not enough, we spend the best 18 months of our lives sucking on those things. Can't people understand that they represent a time in our lives when days were easy and maybe we see that in beautiful breasts.
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so men like boobs because they secretly want to go back to a time when you shat yourself and someone else did all the work?
 
We are genetically engineered (as straight men) to like boobs.

It's within our structural DNA to admire and love these objects of desire and temptation.

It was Gods ingenious plan. I can't explain - he will be able to.
 
Tsar said:
Who the hell is that?
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Realy are you serious?

Personally i like Legs just for the fact that there are very few woman that come close to my wife (36E And still tight as a balloon and no not fake) That are not fake so i see more than enough cleavage. But man a good pair of legs mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dem legs

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AlienTaker said:
Realy are you serious?

Personally i like Legs just for the fact that there are very few woman that come close to my wife (36E And still tight as a balloon and no not fake) That are not fake so i see more than enough cleavage. But man a good pair of legs mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dem legs

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Also have a thing for legs. But I like a girl with a pretty face.
 
Tsar said:
Also have a thing for legs. But I like a girl with a pretty face.
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The face don't always make them pretty bud cos it's 80% of the time the ones that know they are pretty that are the best at being a B&*$h and full of themselves. And half the time they have either none or fake boobs one of the 2 :p
 
AlienTaker said:
The face don't always make them pretty bud cos it's 80% of the time the ones that know they are pretty that are the best at being a B&*$h and full of themselves. And half the time they have either none or fake boobs one of the 2 :p
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I met a girl who was completely fake(looks)and she turned out to be such a lovely person. Now I know a fat girl who thinks she is hot stuff and is a complete bitch.
 
Donisia said:
So I've wondered for a while, why do men love these things so much(all sizes)? The best response ive gotten so far is "because...boobs" :D:wtf:
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Why do women like tall men?

DuckKnuckle said:
We are biologically programed to stare at boobs. It's in our DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts.
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Correct. So that our offspring maybe grow strong an fierce so that they can prevail against the saber tooth tiger trying to eat them.

DuckKnuckle said:
we spend the best 18 months of our lives sucking on those things. Can't people understand that they represent a time in our lives when days were easy and maybe we see that in beautiful breasts.
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lol - funny but imo not correct.
 
Also interesting to check those studies which monitor eye movements vs the image they see. Wicked interesting patterns especially when split by gender. Can't find a good link right now but its striking.

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HavocXphere said:
Also interesting to check those studies which monitor eye movements vs the image they see. Wicked interesting patterns especially when split by gender. Can't find a good link right now but its striking.

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I've seen a couple of doccies covering it. It is interesting indeed, especially when test subjects are confronted with same sex erotic images.
 
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