LMAO...dude if you believe this is a serious product then you've got more problems than you can handle. This is even more unbelievable than Tinman's MW2 dedicated servers prank!
Your first clue should've been the daft pictures at the bottom, the gold-plated needles (ala Razer's USB connectors) and that you can game for up to 150 hours straight.
Well, that or the fact that you can shoot the stuff up.