Riddle me this, Riddle me that!

[Wyvern]

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Oooh I know this one!

A sponge?

Dohcs one has me conflustered

 

[Crzwaco]

Are you a sponge?

Correct

Sorry wyvern Eugene got it first.

 

[Juvenile]

Oooh I know this one!

A sponge?

Dohcs one has me conflustered

He's riddle has no question mark... Finding it difficult to answer something, when I'm not entirely sure what the question is...

 

[Roomys]

Eugene holding up the works!

 

[Dohc-WP]

And oven and smoke and something else?

you are warm

 

[Wyvern]

Ooh Ok I have dohcs, thanks murph

Oven, fire, smoke

 

[Roomys]

Q: I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.

What am i?

 

[Drifter]

Reading or sun glasses?

 

[TBlaar]

Dildo!!!!!

 

[Wyvern]

Jigsaw puzzle pieces?

Tblaar - I luffs you ne, maar NEE!

 

[MetalSoup]

Q: I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.

What am i?

Pasta? Now I'm hungry.

 

[Roomys]

Jigsaw puzzle pieces?

Tblaar - I luffs you ne, maar NEE!

Well played! Jigsaw is correct - your up!

 

[Wyvern]

Thanks! /takes a bow



Consume me and you will choke, but within me is the key to life and growth. What am I?

 

[Roomys]

Thanks! /takes a bow



Consume me and you will choke, but within me is the key to life and growth. What am I?

Soil or sand?

 

[Wyvern]

Correct! (I would have accepted earth as well )

 

[Crzwaco]

Thanks! /takes a bow



Consume me and you will choke, but within me is the key to life and growth. What am I?

Water perhaps.

 

[Roomys]

Ok time to get more difficult - Yes or no questions only or A: Your answe here.

There is a man lying dead in a field in the early morning, dew drops on the leave of the plants, yet no footprints surround him. He has a heavy ruck sack on his back. How did he die?

 

[MetalSoup]

Did he fail to open his parachute?

 

[Roomys]

Did he fail to open his parachute?

Yup your up again Eugene...just dont go afk this time

 

[MetalSoup]

OK this is a silly one, but here goes:

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.