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[Flex]

Before 1994 the whites shouted “white Power!”
After 1994, the ANC and the blacks shouted “black Power”.
At last we can now shout together – “no Power ” !!

 

[StaggerLee]

As said by an Eskom PR rep (no, not really)
"I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is that here at Eskom, the sh*t is about to hit the fan.
The good news is that the fan will be off when it does."

 

[Hagan]

May not be appropriate to some readers (fair warning) and slightly out of context:

Spoiler: show

And God said: "Let there be light!"
... then Eskom took it away.

 

[blaaislaai]

Ek wil 'n eskom grappie maak, maar het nie krag daarvoor nie.

 

[brendanvb]

ANC: Another Night with Candles

 

[_Caboose_]

Sad thing is the next one is most probably true

 

[Flex]

Sad thing is the next one is most probably true

Hahaha This one is my favourite so far!!!! =D

 

[Hagan]

Eskom employees don't receive power cuts.

 

[Hagan]

Eskaam my vir die land se swak elektrisiteit departement regering.

Edit: Eskom in a nutshell:

 

[_Caboose_]

Eskaam my vir die land se swak elektrisiteit departement regering.

Edit: Eskom in a nutshell:

Guessing you havnt seen the youtube vid yet

 

[Hagan]

Guessing you havnt seen the youtube vid yet

Was referring to the title specifically. Maybe I should have made that more clear.

Edit:: That video is kak funny!

 

[murfle]

Not really a joke, per se, but I've gotten tired of entering the outage messages in windows server...

 

[matt]

Pretty much

 

[Hagan]

Pretty much

Most accurate I've seen in a while.

 

[mk786]

Not really a joke, per se, but I've gotten tired of entering the outage messages in windows server...
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Sigh...

 

[Flex]

Guessing you havnt seen the youtube vid yet

Hahahha Love this Video!

 

[HavocXphere]

Eskom does loadshedding. They definitely dont do blackouts though...that would be racist.

 

[mk786]

AC = Alternating Current

DC = Direct Current

ANC = Absolutely No Current

 

[Ichigo]

Eskom does loadshedding. They definitely dont do blackouts though...that would be racist.

Yet I see them out everyday

 

[Flex]

AC = Alternating Current

DC = Direct Current

ANC = Absolutely No Current

Hahahaha! N1