So I'm going to Avastar...

[Dan]

After weeks of hilarity surrounding the Avastar video I've decided it's time to see it for myself. Tomorrow I pay Mr Basson a visit.

Kief charn!

Any suggestions for attire, or photo opportunities? And, most importantly, should I approach a girl with an Avastar cocktail?

 

[MOnk]

Just try not to come back with a mullet or painted blue.

 

[sycogrim]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha... Go bring us some memories of the 80's, because they were like lank kief hey bru!! Apparently we should all go ahead and build an Avenger's Only Wannabe Cool Kids Club

 

[Murph]

Geezuz that place looks dodge
I can't offer any ideas outside of "Don't go" and "If you do, get as drunk as you possibly can - because you're going to need it".

Please also be aware that we do require at least one photo of you on that dance floor as proof.

 

[Dan]

Just try not to come back with a mullet or painted blue.

That's how I was planning on going to begin with

 

[symbolofmylife]

I'll never be seen dead in a place like that...

 

[MOnk]

I'll never be seen dead in a place like that...

Yeah because then you would be a Zombie, that's a whole nother club.

 

[Cicero]

Ah, yes to all of the above! And pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Neo]

Ek kom van Krugersdorp af en ekke kan nie glo jy wil na so tappit plek toe gaan nie.

 

[TBlaar]

Hahaha, check the rip-off:

 

[symbolofmylife]

Ek kom van Krugersdorp af en ekke kan nie glo jy wil na so tappit plek toe gaan nie.

Well maybe he's going to a tappit joint to tap it...lol

 

[MOnk]

So where are the pics dangnabbit!

 

[Neo]

So where are the pics dangnabbit!

That's assuming he made it out of there alive, of course.

 

[MOnk]

That's assuming he made it out of there alive, of course.

Damn you may be right....

 

[Dan]

Sadly I spent most of the weekend feeling sickly and sorry for myself so I've rescheduled my Avastar trip.

Fear not though, I will have some saucy photos up ASAP.

 

[MOnk]

Stage fright?

 

[James]

Where's my invite Dan!?

I know a girl wiff what can get us on the guestlist charn! True story boet!

 

[Dan]

Come with me next time dude. Apparently it's so horribly bad it's actually awesome.

 

[MOnk]

LOL

This place actually made it onto io9.

http://io9.com/5921123/the-ad-for-the-avatar-nightclub-in-south-africa-is-magical-insane-semi+nsfw

 

[qornea]

I could do with one of those Avastar roofie cocktails. Man, I totally hope no one takes advantage of me.