South African Government sues Microsoft...

[Neo]

That's right. The SA Government is sueing Micronsoft for using the name "Natal" in one of it's projects. According to reports, this name is a blatant insult to Souf Africans and just another means used by White Extremist groups to undermine the koi-san tribe for having first invented motion controllers, also called "sticks", 200 years ago.

Micronsoft has responded and stated that they would promptly change their project "Natal" to something more agreeable with the Souf African Government. The project will now be known as Project "Eish, is broken".

The koi-san are very happy with the arrangement and also announced that they will unveil their latest project "rocks and clay" at E3 next year.

**disclaimer: This post is fictional. It's not true. The Koi-san love motion controllers. Some names have been changed incase some gullable git actually believed this post and ran to mother.**

 

[_Caboose_]

Dude are u being serious????????????

 

[Neo]

I just added the disclaimer before anyone got hurt, bombed, stabbed....

 

[niftyshorts]

I can't believe this! No. Really. I can't. Can I just ask why it is a blatant insult to "Souf Africans"? :-D

 

[zombieZA]

lol. Classic post. I played with "sticks" when I was a kid... Awesome first-gen controllers

 

[HANDsolo]

lol. Classic post. I played with "sticks" when I was a kid... Awesome first-gen controllers

I played with my winky. It was so last gen

 

[_Caboose_]

I played with my winky. It was so last gen

Rofl!

 

[hideinlight]

Isn't it pronounched Nay-till. That kid in the demo?

 

[Oculate]

Isn't it pronounched Nay-till. That kid in the demo?

The kid in the demo is Milo But you are correct on the pronunciation

 

[sycogrim]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... u almost had me there for a sec

 

[OmegaFenix]

Since its fictional im moving it to offtopic. Before someone thinks this is true.

 

[sycogrim]

Since its fictional im moving it to offtopic. Before someone thinks this is true.

Good thinking there.... i almost fell for it

 

[tpex]

HAHA very good, very funny

 

[Raven Gold]

I wouldn't be at all supprised of it actualy DID turn out to be true.

 

[Damienalexi]

HAhahahahahahaha. Actually saw this as a possibility haha

 

[McGuywer]

Well I fell for it....

 

[BurNThaM]

hahah classic, you never know with our gov. You guys remember they wanted to rename natal (or Cape town, can't remember ) into some or other african word that meant bulls testicles - the shape of the harbor

^
For real, was on the news and all >.<

 

[tpex]

hahah classic, you never know with our gov. You guys remember they wanted to rename natal (or Cape town, can't remember ) into some or other african word that meant bulls testicles - the shape of the harbor

^
For real, was on the news and all >.<

etaquini, The Durban Municipality (donno how tell spell it) means the bulls balls.

 

[AnathemA]

eThekwini means bull balls, serious??

 

[Gimaru]

Had me going there till I read the end of the post. Some how I wouldn't really have been surprised