Terribad Christmas gift ideas

James

James

MyGaming Alumnus
Since the frivolous spending season is upon us, I thought we could compile a list of terrible gift ideas to send to your most annoying distant relatives.

Here's a few examples I found on this random French website.

This might cause some friction between family members...

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A package opening simulator? And what's up with that guy's eye?

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I've always wondered what it would be like to shave a baby, and now I can find out!

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One for the ex? Safe for ages four and over...

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I agree, those are horrible. And hilarious.

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But I think this kangaroo balls lighter holder is a great gift idea.
 
Be advised this isn't really good for kids, so little ones, please look away for a couple of minutes!

There's this new weight system called shake weights, absolutely terrible gift:

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Or how about razorblade soap? Something that'll oxidize the soap over time...or slit your wrists. Either way:

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Or how about nothing? Yes, actual packaged NOTHING:

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Haha; I like the nothing gift as a joke xD.

The razor blade soap is pretty brutal.
 
I dunno the Fun Slides could be quite entertaining - you'll probably break 1) household items 2) yourself or 3) both but catch someone on video doing one of those three = youtube gold.
 
jGLZA said:
Im not sure the age restriction on that ET finger light is correct.
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Me neither... Looks like a phallace.

I lol'd at the shake weight. There was an episode of South Park few weeks/months ago that had one in there.
 
If you can't think of something nice to give, just give nothing. Classic.

How about a nice gift pack?:
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Vinegar, Spam and oil. Desirable.
 
How about givng someone a daddle? It's a saddle, that you were, so your kids can ride you! Hellz yeah!

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Here's the item at Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/Cashel-The-Daddle-By/dp/B003EWECSC?tag=gmgamzn-20


Funny Review on it:
Please note that this Daddle is Western Style and will not be appropriate for those trained in the English Father Riding Method whereby one holds a rein in each hand and posts the trot. If you are looking forward to father jumping, father fox hunting, father polo or daddy dressage you will not be able to use this Daddle. Western Daddle riders hold the reins with one hand, and sit the trot. The pommel or horn on this Daddle is meant to hold a lariat which is useful when roping cattle or other competing or unruly fathers.
 
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