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Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Funniest joke in the world: Polish Empire
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
There lives a certain man in Gauteng nextdoor
He was tall but lazy, but his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to little gamer girls he was such a lovely dear
He could Game the warfare like a hardcore
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of gamer
Other gamers would admire
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
Africa's favorite death machine
There was a cat that really can frag
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
The casulals worst enemy
It's a shame they just won't stay down
But when his gaming and owning and his hunger
for stopping power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this fantastic
gamer became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the clannies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Raven-Gold had lots of hidden skills
Though he was a geek they just fell unto his knife
Then one night some men of higher ranking
Set a trap, they're all to blame
"Come game with us" they kept demanding
And he really gamed
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
Africa's favorite death machine
They all ran the latest aimbots
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
The casulals worst enemy
But he still kicked them in there backsides
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
Africa's favorite death machine
There was a cat that really can frag
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
The casulals worst enemy
It's a shame they just won't stay down
Oh, those gamers...
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If there's a buncha' noobs
in yo' private server
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
If the're hackin' bad
and it don't play good
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I ain't bugged by no twits
If you're seeing things
shootin' through the walls
Who can ya call?
RAVEN GOLD!
An invisible man
crawli'n in the grass
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I ain't bugged by no twits
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
If the're swarmin' you
pick up the AIM
and text
RAVEN GOLD!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I here he likes the tubes
I ain't bugged by no twits
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
If you've had a dose of a
Cheater fag, baby
Ya better call
RAVEN GOLD!
Lemme tell ya something
Ownin' makes me feel good!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I ain't bugged by no twits
Don't get caught Cheatin' no no
RAVEN GOLD!
When it comes through the Wall
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I think you better call
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Louder
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Who can ya call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
He was tall but lazy, but his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to little gamer girls he was such a lovely dear
He could Game the warfare like a hardcore
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of gamer
Other gamers would admire
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
Africa's favorite death machine
There was a cat that really can frag
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
The casulals worst enemy
It's a shame they just won't stay down
But when his gaming and owning and his hunger
for stopping power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this fantastic
gamer became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the clannies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Raven-Gold had lots of hidden skills
Though he was a geek they just fell unto his knife
Then one night some men of higher ranking
Set a trap, they're all to blame
"Come game with us" they kept demanding
And he really gamed
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
Africa's favorite death machine
They all ran the latest aimbots
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
The casulals worst enemy
But he still kicked them in there backsides
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
Africa's favorite death machine
There was a cat that really can frag
RAH! RAH! Raven-Gold!
The casulals worst enemy
It's a shame they just won't stay down
Oh, those gamers...
--------------------
If there's a buncha' noobs
in yo' private server
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
If the're hackin' bad
and it don't play good
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I ain't bugged by no twits
If you're seeing things
shootin' through the walls
Who can ya call?
RAVEN GOLD!
An invisible man
crawli'n in the grass
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I ain't bugged by no twits
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
If the're swarmin' you
pick up the AIM
and text
RAVEN GOLD!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I here he likes the tubes
I ain't bugged by no twits
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
If you've had a dose of a
Cheater fag, baby
Ya better call
RAVEN GOLD!
Lemme tell ya something
Ownin' makes me feel good!
I ain't bugged by no twits
I ain't bugged by no twits
Don't get caught Cheatin' no no
RAVEN GOLD!
When it comes through the Wall
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I think you better call
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Louder
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Who can ya call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Who ya gonna call?
RAVEN GOLD!
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Laugh so much that you cry?
Well that's what happined to me,but the problem is i can't stop crying.DAMMIT!
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Deadly
New member
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman Says; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for The rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car Is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." The man agrees and then she hands the bottle to him.
The man opens it, takes a huge swig to calm his nerves nearly drinking half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to him. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to arrive thanks."
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman Says; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for The rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car Is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." The man agrees and then she hands the bottle to him.
The man opens it, takes a huge swig to calm his nerves nearly drinking half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to him. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to arrive thanks."
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
I love these adds.
