The Extremely Upsetting Truth About Baby Carrots

[dampi256]

It's a myth... Chickens can't experience fun, or the feeling of "free range".
[sarcasm intended... or is it?]

Fact (according to dampi256 that is): Chickens do not have pleasure centers in their brains and therefore do not experience emotions. They are cold hard killing machines that are driven by the primal urge to feed 24/7. They will take you down in a heartbeat so it's all about eat or be eaten... I'm getting KFC now. Cheers.

 

[The_Imp_ZA]

That article and the responses in this thread made me lol. Good find!

 

[HavocXphere]

Wait until you hear about the baby oil...

 

[Hagan]

Wait until you hear about the baby oil...

"Contrary to its given name..."

 

[MissileToe]

Don't forget -- the truth about bottled water, garlic (those little containers they sell in the stores), and peanut butter (it's not just peanuts in there).

 

[Hagan]

Don't forget -- the truth about bottled water, garlic (those little containers they sell in the stores), and peanut butter (it's not just peanuts in there).

Happy to see this forum may be expanding its interests...

Keep it up!

 

[dampi256]

Wait until you hear about the baby oil...

You know that one scene from Jack@ss where the big dude puts on that plastic suit and runs on the treadmill and... you get the idea.