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I would Like to thank my fans, my parents, my dog Pietertjie, my Keyboard filled with various flavours of Dorito and Lays crumbs and the hot gym lady across the street. Without them this would not be possible.
 
So I get this silly bracelet from an older woman who picks up her grandson(she is about 40)
And now my mother thinks she wants me to be her toy boy :O

We have been talking for about 6 months. We just friends :O
 
You are single right? If the old lady wants to use and abuse you as her private little toy wtf is stopping you? Only exception is if it is family and or you are in a relationship....or she hasn't aged well.
 
Spartan said:
You are single right? If the old lady wants to use and abuse you as her private little toy wtf is stopping you? Only exception is if it is family and or you are in a relationship....or she hasn't aged well.
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No she has aged well. But I think it was just her being nice.
I don't think she wants me :p

I wouldn't say no :p as for being in a relationship no I am not in one :p lol :p
 
^^ What Spartan said.

If at first glance she looks like 2 days old pan-fried and forgotten Bacon (non lean) then steer clear. Or invest in some Expensive perfume and some black refuse bags.

If on the other hand she is even remotely as hot as me, then go for it.

@ Tsar. Take your drivers license and go test drive the wolskoeter. You might just be surprised.
 
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Maplassie said:
^^ What Spartan said.

If at first glance she looks like 2 days old pan-fried and forgotten Bacon (non lean) then steer clear. Or invest in some Expensive perfume and some black refuse bags.

If on the other hand she is even remotely as hot as me, then go for it.
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No for a 40 year old she is hot. Lets see if she makes a move :p

But I mean if a woman gives you some bracelet it doesn't mean anything does it?
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Maplassie wins.

And it means she just branded you her minion. Get use to it.
Shhhhh I iz hunting Cougars :P
 
R4C3 said:
So btw in my humble opinion no woman gives you anything for free there is always a catch ;)
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Well then if she makes a move I will take it.

@spartan Well I have nothing in my wallet hehehe so she must be after my body bwawaw :p
 
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