The Optimus Prime of motherboards

[Kevin]

Asus ROG Maximus VII Formula Z97 – porn for transformers

Even console peasants will get a rise out of this motherboard

 

[blaaislaai]

fap fap fap

 

[Snare]

Does anybody want to rent my body? Only R5705 per night

 

[Mister 44]

Expen... I mean nice board.

Even though I didn't really expect it, I was still mildly disappointed to learn it doesn't fold itself into a truck. However it does transform your bank account into rubble instantly.

 

[TBlaar]

It's nice... but:

- DDR3? Why u no DDR4?

- PCI-E x 8 when using two cards??? Why u no dual 16x?

...other than that, fap indeed!

 

[AlienTaker]

I would sell me left nu........uhm lung for that and joker i need your advice please m8, can i pm you?