The problem with Alexa, Google Now, and Siri

Plus its not private enough.

Wanted to google a pic of a dildo the other day at work (don't ask). Imagine how that would have gone down in an open plan.

"Hey Siri...find me a picture of a dildo".

...deathly silence in office..

*ostracised for life* <<< or potentially people high-fiving me for having massive balls...not sure.

*Call from HR*
 
HavocXphere said:
Plus its not private enough.

Wanted to google a pic of a dildo the other day at work (don't ask). Imagine how that would have gone down in an open plan.

"Hey Siri...find me a picture of a dildo".

...deathly silence in office..

*ostracised for life* <<< or potentially people high-fiving me for having massive balls...not sure.

*Call from HR*
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Please share the story. It piqued my interest. Does this have anything to do with the hot co-worker?
 
FarligOpptreden said:
Please share the story. It piqued my interest. Does this have anything to do with the hot co-worker?
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Wait...you don't routinely have need of dildo pics in your line of work??? :p

And yeah...we were arguing over whether dildos exist that have this shape: (they don't...but googling had some really wtf stuff while attempting to find it :eek::eek::eek:)

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The whole thing is less exciting than it sounds though...nothing is going to happen between us.:o


Also...for the record...this is the most epic derail ever.
 
HavocXphere said:
Wait...you don't routinely have need of dildo pics in your line of work??? :p

And yeah...we were arguing over whether dildos exist that have this shape: (they don't...but googling had some really wtf stuff while attempting to find it :eek::eek::eek:)

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The whole thing is less exciting than it sounds though...nothing is going to happen between us.:o


Also...for the record...this is the most epic derail ever.
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An hourglass shaped dildo? Why??? And how?? Must be insanely uncomfortable. Not that I'm a woman, but having a wife gave me some insight into the female anatomy, so that shape won't really work... Would it?
 
FarligOpptreden said:
An hourglass shaped dildo? Why??? And how?? Must be insanely uncomfortable. Not that I'm a woman, but having a wife gave me some insight into the female anatomy, so that shape won't really work... Would it?
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It would yes. Presumably the reason why my google image search came up empty. As to the why...think I've scarred enough young mygaming minds already.
 
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