Murph
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I dunno? But I may just hit it alone for a while.
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I dunno? But I may just hit it alone for a while.
OmegaFenix
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Cool. Wonder if Spooner is going to be on tonight.
sycogrim
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The Iraqi Rugby Player
The Gauteng Lions manager flies to Baghdad to watch some young Iraqis playing rugby, is suitably impressed by one of them and arranges for him to come over to Gauteng .
Two months later the Lions are 18-6 down to the Cheetahs with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi winger the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 4 tries in 20 minutes and wins the game for the Lions. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Super 15 Rugby .
"Hello Mum, guess what?" he says "I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 18-6 down but I scored 4 tries and we won! Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me!"
"Wonderful," says his mum, "Now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot and wounded in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed and beaten; your brother has joined a gang of looters ... and all
the while you were having such a great time playing rugby"
The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum? I truly am so sorry."
"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, "It's your fault we all moved to Johannesburg in the first place!"
The Gauteng Lions manager flies to Baghdad to watch some young Iraqis playing rugby, is suitably impressed by one of them and arranges for him to come over to Gauteng .
Two months later the Lions are 18-6 down to the Cheetahs with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi winger the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 4 tries in 20 minutes and wins the game for the Lions. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Super 15 Rugby .
"Hello Mum, guess what?" he says "I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 18-6 down but I scored 4 tries and we won! Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me!"
"Wonderful," says his mum, "Now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot and wounded in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed and beaten; your brother has joined a gang of looters ... and all
the while you were having such a great time playing rugby"
The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum? I truly am so sorry."
"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, "It's your fault we all moved to Johannesburg in the first place!"
OmegaFenix
The Legendary Troll Hunter
OmegaFenix
The Legendary Troll Hunter
/Spots Spooner Lurking
So since Murph is going solo, are we going to jam some more tonight?
So since Murph is going solo, are we going to jam some more tonight?
OmegaFenix
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Why do you say that?
czc
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OmegaFenix
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Murph
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You make it sound like a bad thing.
Grimspoon
The Hoff
Yip! Sounds good to me.
OmegaFenix
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TheAvenged87
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Afternoon family
/waves at everyone
Howzit. Not much going on here on weekends. People are playing games and drinking beer.
iNNOS4iNT
As Fatal As Cyanide
Spent most of my day now with a buddy of mine. Had lots of fun
TheAvenged87
Not Robin
I figured as much. I thought I saw tumbleweeds rolling through here this morning.
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