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Things to do in an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
 
sycogrim said:
things to do in an elevator:

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "got enough air in there?"
2) stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.
5) meow occasionally.
6) stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "you're one of them" - and back away slowly
7) say -ding at each floor.
8) say "i wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "i have new socks on."
11) when the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "is that your beeper?"
12) try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "this is my personal space."
14) when there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "hi greg, how's your day been?"
18) drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "that's mine!"
19) bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) swat at flies that don't exist.
22) call out "group hug" then enforce it.
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i would like to see you do something like this
 
Guys I had a dream last night that I murdered a girl five years ago and thought I got away with it. Then I heard that they were closing in on me and started trying to cover up all the evidence of my involvement.
What does this mean?
 
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Murph said:
Guys I had a dream last night that I murdered a girl five years ago and thought I got away with it. Then I heard that they were closing in on me and started trying to cover up all the evidence of my involvement.
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What brought this on??
 
Murph said:
Guys I had a dream last night that I murdered a girl five years ago and thought I got away with it. Then I heard that they were closing in on me and started trying to cover up all the evidence of my involvement.
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to many fcukn games in your head
 
Wenzie - dont tempt Syco - of all the people I know, it is something he might do :P


Murph - I have no words

As long as you have gotten rid of the body properly you should be fine :P
 
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