The Thread Killer MKIII

[Wenzdayz]

Me speaking to the Dept of Education

Me: I need to speak to Mr Smith
Reception: Hold on for him
<ring, ring, ring, fucking ring - no answer>

Me: I need to speak to Mr Smith
Reception: Hold on for him
<ring, ring, ring, fucking ring - no answer>

Me (again): I need to speak to Mr Smith
Reception: Hold on for him
<ring, ring, ring, fucking ring - no answer>

Me: Is Mr Smith there today?
Reception: No.

/leaves planet

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[OmegaFenix]

Me speaking to the Dept of Education

Me: I need to speak to Mr Smith
Reception: Hold on for him
<ring, ring, ring, fucking ring - no answer>

Me: I need to speak to Mr Smith
Reception: Hold on for him
<ring, ring, ring, fucking ring - no answer>

Me (again): I need to speak to Mr Smith
Reception: Hold on for him
<ring, ring, ring, fucking ring - no answer>

Me: Is Mr Smith there today?
Reception: No.

/leaves planet

I am somewhere between

and

I am emailing that to everyone I know. Post it on FB so I can share.

 

[Murph]

Do you guys see what I have to deal with /\

 

[OmegaFenix]

Do you guys see what I have to deal with /\

Fixed for you.

/Reminds Murph of open offer to come here.

 

[Wyvern]

/hands Murph a beer

I think you need it!

 

[OmegaFenix]

What My Work Screen Prompted me with this morning....

Remind me.... never more.

 

[Murph]

What My Work Screen Prompted me with this morning....

Remind me.... never more.

Nevermore quoth the AVG

/hands Murph a beer

I think you need it!

Just hook the case up to my veins please

 

[Dohc-WP]

What My Work Screen Prompted me with this morning....

Remind me.... never more.

Microsoft Security essentials FTW, no need to restart, and they can construct sentences

 

[OmegaFenix]

Microsoft Security essentials FTW, no need to restart, and they can construct sentences

 

[OmegaFenix]

Dohc Killed TK by missing the point.

 

[Wenzdayz]

i am piled under work and yet im on the internet searching for random sh!t.... at least i get to go home at 3 today

 

[OmegaFenix]

i am piled under work and yet im on the internet searching for random sh!t.... at least i get to go home at 3 today

Same here, Im not exactly piled under but I got enough to keep me busy, Writing FR User Guides isn't exactly deeply riveting stuff.

 

[Murph]

Actually you killed it by telling Dohc he is off the point.

 

[OmegaFenix]

Actually you killed it by telling Dohc he is off the point.

If he wasn't off the point I wouldn't have had to tell him so ergo he killed it.

 

[Murph]

If he wasn't off the point I wouldn't have had to tell him so ergo he killed it.

Having examined all the evidence, I find that you killed it.

 

[czc]

i am piled under work and yet im on the internet searching for random sh!t.... at least i get to go home at 3 today

I call it research.

 

[OmegaFenix]

Having examined all the evidence, I find that you killed it.

U got any plans for the weekend?

 

[Murph]

U got any plans for the weekend?

Going to teach a girl how to game tomorrow.

 

[Wenzdayz]

Going to teach a girl how to game tomorrow.

And then what?

 

[czc]

And then what?

And then he'll get pwnd.