Dude! That blows Ballz.
Dont u feel a stomach bug comming on
or you could send this to ur boss...
Dear Boss
I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This
is not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup! Please note that
this tournament takes place only once in four years and takes a month to
finish, i.e from 11th June to 11th July for this year. During this
period take note of the following:
1.I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch the kick
off of the first game and other subsequent games.
2. Do not be surprised if I report a little late every morning, this
will depend on the time the last game ended the previous night and which
team won. For every game Bafana Bafana wins, please expect me at least
two hours later.
3. Production will go up during this month and that is for sure as
almost all employees will be happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow's
Motivation Theories with Human Resource).
4.I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket, bowling,
etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the next one
month, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish
question like" Is Malawi playing tonight?" that is if you really want to
fit in, or else no one will be a loner with you for one full month.
5.Greeting each other in the morning will change from "Good morning" to
"How was the game last night?"
6.I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no amount of
money can replace the Soccer World Cup games in South Africa even in the
slightest. Therefore make sure you don't give me any work after 14:30
hours.
7.I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the first 1
hour of every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates
on the internet and also chatting with friends regarding the past and
coming games.
8.Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide to break
any of the above rules as you will have to fire everyone. Don't forget
you also play Golf during working hours every week.
Thank you for your understanding.
Yours faithfully,
Soccer Crazy Employee