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Meh Groendakkies doesnt scare me anymore, my one teacher in highschool wanted to try and get me and my best friend admitted there, we just asked him if we have to go cant we paint the roofs pink, its such a happy colour . . . .
 
Wyvern said:
Meh Groendakkies doesnt scare me anymore, my one teacher in highschool wanted to try and get me and my best friend admitted there, we just asked him if we have to go cant we paint the roofs pink, its such a happy colour . . . .
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Bwhaha, I did not escape from the groendakkies they let me go I was to crazy and was frightening the other people.
 
Funny complaints:

"A man took the time to write in and complain that no one had informed him that there were fish in the sea, and his children had been caught unaware and were now extremely frightened."

"For some people it is the terribly unfair commute that upsets them. One couple sent a formal complaint to the airline stating that it was unacceptable that it took them nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England and it only took the Americans three hours to get home"

"Staff at a well-known hotel thought it was odd that a woman never left her room, but they didn't interfere. Eventually the woman emerged and stormed to reception shouting that she was going to call the police - the irresponsible staff had locked her in her room and ruined her whole holiday! In reality, she had simply mistaken the "Do not disturb" sign for a warning to stay in the room."
 
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Funny complaints:


"Staff at a well-known hotel thought it was odd that a woman never left her room, but they didn't interfere. Eventually the woman emerged and stormed to reception shouting that she was going to call the police - the irresponsible staff had locked her in her room and ruined her whole holiday! In reality, she had simply mistaken the "Do not disturb" sign for a warning to stay in the room."
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LoL man hehehe
 
I just had a mauler pulled out, it was the wierdest thing I have ever experienced. Got some mybulen for my trouble though, was just wondering if anyone had some advice/info of whats to come. Dentist dident say much :/
 
Trowalts said:
I just had a mauler pulled out, it was the wierdest thing I have ever experienced. Got some mybulen for my trouble though, was just wondering if anyone had some advice/info of whats to come. Dentist dident say much :/
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Wisdom tooth or what? In any case, Mybulen x2 works like a bomb, use saltwater or any other antiseptic mouthwash. Don't rinse your mouth too hard, otherwise the blood clot dissolves and you get presented with a dry socket. Which, in my experience, is a "ZOMG please fcking kill me" kind of pain. Then dentist has to insert an artificial clot. Which costs about 1k.
 
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I have extensive experience in the field of mind numbing tooth pain, so trust me, it is!
Oh and smoking doesn't help either.
 
/releases the zombies

We need YOU to come fight with us this zombie outbreak tonight is the night we kill some zombies !@!!



Whoot for random ass post
 
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