D&D Rap (Work In Progress):
I like big buffs and I cannot lie
You support priests can't deny
That when a Gnoll runs in with an itty bitty knife
And a round mace in yo' face
You cast heal, wanna pull back yo' staff
'Cause you notice that fighta's Axe!
Deep in the robes he's wearing
I'm booked and I can't stop casting
Oh baby, I wanna fight with with ya'
And take yo' tresure
My rouges tried to warn me
But that sword you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Shine-o'-drake-skin
You say you wanna get in my greaves?
Well, fuse me, fuse me
'Cause I ain't wearin' no average brigandine!
I've seen them lancin'
To hell with close rangin'
He's beat, sweet,
Got it goin' with a hunter's bow!
I'm tired of Trator thiefs
Sayin' blank scrolls are the thing
Take the average black knight and ask him that
He got a stach way back!
So, Castas! (Yeah!) Castas! (Yeah!)
Has your Fighter got the buff? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Roll it!) Shake it! (Roll it!)
Shake that Fancy buff!
Prest's got yo' back!
(Blackmoore Mace with an Oakwood staff)
Prest's got yo' back!
I like 'em loud, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an Amazon