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I've said "Hello" to her.. LOL



Rofl, no I haven't...I'm too much of a baby..although she looks at least 3 years younger than me..And NO, she's not a transvestite, I can damn well promise you that. I have never seen such beauty! I can spot a lady-man from a mile away.

Well at least you didn't try any of the crazy things from big bang theory.
 
Omw guys, there's this one chick that works at our offices that's just... wow. She is soooo beautiful :O! Sometimes when I go out for a smoke she's also there and I try not to look at her too much, but wow..OMG!

So why dont you talk to her? Did your ballz drop off or something?
 
Hey, she's really too pretty for that dude- I will never! I can't explain to you how amazing she is!

Oh, pah'leeez :p

It'll be a bloody boring relationship if all you intend to do is put her on a mantelpiece and worship her. Anyway, as far as worship goes, sexual worship is the best sort :D
 
Talking about hot woman. Why are all the grade 0 teachers in my bros school hot?

Coz teacher are hot, as a science geeks like my wife. :P

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Oh, pah'leeez :p

It'll be a bloody boring relationship if all you intend to do is put her on a mantelpiece and worship her. Anyway, as far as worship goes, sexual worship is the best sort :D

Haha, I'll never do that. Ok, maybe just the usual thoughts, but nothing "morsig". I think I'm more the "romantic" kinda guy :p:D
 

That one in the middle is by far the sexiest. White block, totally does it for me.

Anyway, you notice that they all have similar features? I think whomever determined they were the sexiest women in the world has a recurring attracting for women with noticeable jaw-lines, puffy lips, the same nose and same sort of facial structure.
 
I'm too much of a baby when it comes to just walking up to chicks and start talking to them. I also heard shes going out with this dude, but apparently he's the biggest douche in the world. Typical? :/



I have no idea :o

No one said walk up to her and go "Hey Wanna fuck?"

U said u spot her when ur on a smoke break, so its a reasonable deduction that she smokes, thats something u have in comment, that gives u at least some common ground. Bum a smoke of her or offer her one of urs. Even if its just the odd "hey" when u pass each other in the hallway its something. Sooner or later her douche will hurt her, spot it early enough and u have ur opening to be the "sweet guy".
 
bwahahahahaha :D So that "Hello" of yours was the kind of 'Hello' you say when acknowledging a stranger? :3 Oh you poor, poor creature :p

Next time, try introductions, I hear that's the best place to start ^.^

Yes, that was exactly the kind of Hello..

So you guys just walk up to random strangers (that you like) and say "Hello, my name is <name>, what's your name? Blah blah?"
 
No one said walk up to her and go "Hey Wanna fuck?"

U said u spot her when ur on a smoke break, so its a reasonable deduction that she smokes, thats something u have in comment, that gives u at least some common ground. Bum a smoke of her or offer her one of urs. Even if its just the odd "hey" when u pass each other in the hallway its something. Sooner or later her douche will hurt her, spot it early enough and u have ur opening to be the "sweet guy".

HAHAHA! I'll just see what happens next time :D. She looks likes she's very shy as well though. I chat to some of the other chicks outside, but they're not as hot. I just wish she worked at our company, that would've been rad!

So you thought about what she would look like in a negligee?

:P
 
Yes, that was exactly the kind of Hello..

So you guys just walk up to random strangers (that you like) and say "Hello, my name is <name>, what's your name? Blah blah?"

Well, yes. Actually, I usually start conversation about something silly and then introduce myself after. They don't know you're attracted to them--for all they know you're just friendly.

Then again, women seem intent on thinking that I'm hitting on them when I talk to them--as though "friendly" means "Take off your clothes, let's do it doggy-doggy."

Women are weird :p
 
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