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Greets Omega, Sycoboi, Waco and Murph

My boss is sending me on an Access course some time this year - and with that, I must get busy. :-)
 
Everyone is Irish on the 17th of March :)

Everyone except me. I can stand the Irish. Worked an Irish wedding once while in the UK. Rudest people ive ever encountered. Even had one guy threaten me, saying he's a member of the IRA, when I closed the bar at 3am. Plus never got the point of St Pats day, too much green.
 
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

A long time ago way back in history
When all there was to drink, was nothing but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps,
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

Hey!

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king.
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look at what he’s done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer.
Lord Bless Charlie Mopps the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

The Drunken Rat, the Aiken Drum, the Trowles Pub as well,
One thing you can be sure of, it’s Charlies’ beer they sell
So all ye lads and lasses at eleven o’clock ye stop.
For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mopps.

One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five…

Hey!

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king.
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look at what he’s done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer.
Lord Bless Charlie Mopps the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick.
The kind of lubrication to make your engines tick.
forty pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny, and one and six in tax.

One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five…

Hey!

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king.
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look at what he’s done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer.
Lord Bless Charlie Mopps the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mopps.
 
What murph said :D



DUDE IM SOOOOO GONNA PARTY HARD :p

You cant, you need to be sober enough to make travel arrangements. Oh yeah and u better dress proper since i need a second Best man type person to stand at the altar thing, since Red is having 2 brides maids i need 2.... whatever the fuck u call them. So ur it. Congratulations, now about ur speech....
 
Isn't St. Pats day in april?

You cant, you need to be sober enough to make travel arrangements. Oh yeah and u better dress proper since i need a second Best man type person to stand at the altar thing, since Red is having 2 brides maids i need 2.... whatever the fuck u call them. So ur it. Congratulations, now about ur speech....
yeh the meeting is first :D and I know how to dress... and I told you if I have to stand up there I will not say a speech, i struggle enough as it is standing in front of big crowds... My dads funeral was bad there was like 200people there and people thought i was having an epileptic fit i was shaking so bad... I do not do crowds that stare at me... kktkscaio
 
Everyone except me. I can stand the Irish. Worked an Irish wedding once while in the UK. Rudest people ive ever encountered. Even had one guy threaten me, saying he's a member of the IRA, when I closed the bar at 3am. Plus never got the point of St Pats day, too much green.

Tsk tsk, only you can take up a job at a wedding and wind up as a target of the IRA :D
 
yeh the meeting is first :D and I know how to dress... and I told you if I have to stand up there I will not say a speech, i struggle enough as it is standing in front of big crowds... My dads funeral was bad there was like 200people there and people thought i was having an epileptic fit i was shaking so bad... I do not do crowds that stare at me... kktkscaio

Hehe, i wont make you say anything. Plus there are only going to be like 65 people staring at you. Think about it this way... you get to scout out all the hot cousins, sisters and friends...

Tsk tsk, only you can take up a job at a wedding and wind up as a target of the IRA :D

Lol I refused to sell them more alcahol at 3am on a Sunday night, I had work to do. What can i say.
 
Hehe, i wont make you say anything. Plus there are only going to be like 65 people staring at you. Think about it this way... you get to scout out all the hot cousins, sisters and friends...



Lol I refused to sell them more alcahol at 3am on a Sunday night, I had work to do. What can i say.

Yeh scout them out most definitely, but talk in front of 65people OMG i'll fall over and die :rolleyes:
 
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