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InSanity said:
I once went otu with a chick that on our first date said to me the description of a wife is cook clean and fsck... why did i break up with her :p
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Omg! A girl who puts herself out there like that on the very first date is single for a reason... Probably gets tapped on the first date then smacked on the bum and told to go on her merry way :o

Where's the mystery these days... :D

/dreams of the guy who on the first date says that the husband's job is to keep his wife pampered, well travelled, covered in shiny things and completely and utterly sexed up... Mmmm ;)
 
InSanity said:
No i think it was more the fact that she was a phsyco but now that you mention it she never cleaned or cooked for me :mad: :D
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Whahahaha so are we to assume she performed in terms of her third duty :D Omg actually laughing here
 
Lush said:
Omg! A girl who puts herself out there like that on the very first date is single for a reason... Probably gets tapped on the first date then smacked on the bum and told to go on her merry way :o

Where's the mystery these days... :D
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Those girls are known by their scientific name "Maximus Carguardus" :D

/dreams of the guy who on the first date says that the husband's job is to keep his wife pampered, well travelled, covered in shiny things and completely and utterly sexed up... Mmmm
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Sadly for you they're all married :p
 
Wenzdayz said:
i have been taking study leave.... only thing is im only allowed to take the day of the test and the day before for study leave.
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wow that sucks... one guy i work with has literally taken a month of study leave just for his Business Management exams...
 
Lush said:
Well at least carguards pretend to be good at something...

You're quite the bastard today, aren't you?! :D Just watch me, I'll find him :p Oh and you're only invited to the wedding if you buy us something cool
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Can I tag along with Voicy and dress up as a car guard :D :p
 
Lush said:
Omg! A girl who puts herself out there like that on the very first date is single for a reason... Probably gets tapped on the first date then smacked on the bum and told to go on her merry way :o

Where's the mystery these days... :D

/dreams of the guy who on the first date says that the husband's job is to keep his wife pampered, well travelled, covered in shiny things and completely and utterly sexed up... Mmmm ;)
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LIEZ i was with her for 3 months then gave her a smack on the bum and said cheers

As for your perfect man hmm first 2 dont think i can do Ocu can but third one i got covered :D
 
sycogrim said:
wow that sucks... one guy i work with has literally taken a month of study leave just for his Business Management exams...
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I would probably get more study leave if i had a grunt to shunt around but since i dont i cant leave the 2 men alone in the office otherwise nothing gets done....
 
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