The Thread Killer®

[Grimspoon]

/sleeps on TK couch

/turns couch upside down

 

[sycogrim]

/turns couch upside down

/sleeps inside couch

 

[Grimspoon]

/sleeps inside couch

/rolls couch down hill

 

[sycogrim]

/rolls couch down hill

/climbs out couch
/burrows under ground
/goes back to sleep

 

[Grimspoon]

/climbs out couch
/burrows under ground
/goes back to sleep

/sends homing moles down burrow with explosives attached

/takes cover

 

[sycogrim]

/sends homing moles down burrow with explosives attached

/takes cover

/avoids suicide moles
/attaches self to blimp
/sores through the air
/continues to sleep

 

[Grimspoon]

/avoids suicide moles
/attaches self to blimp
/sores through the air
/continues to sleep

/send homing pigeons with, you guessed it, C4 attached
/blows up blimp
/watches Syco's sleeping ass fall into a put of molten lava
/skips

 

[sycogrim]

/send homing pigeons with, you guessed it, C4 attached
/blows up blimp
/watches Syco's sleeping ass fall into a put of molten lava
/skips

/sees pigeons
/detaches self from blimp
/opens parachute
/goes back to sleep in secret location

 

[Grimspoon]

/sees pigeons
/detaches self from blimp
/opens parachute
/goes back to sleep in secret location

/hires CIA to find secret location
/finds Syco sleeping behind a dumpster
/send pack of hungry wolves with, you guess it, grenades attached
/watches syso explode and dogs eat up remains
/skips

 

[sycogrim]

/hires CIA to find secret location
/finds Syco sleeping behind a dumpster
/send pack of hungry wolves with, you guess it, grenades attached
/watches syso explode and dogs eat up remains
/skips

/throws meat to wolves
/spikes it with you guessed it Cyanide
/skips off to next hidden location in Syco's imagination
/goes back to sleep

 

[Grimspoon]

/throws meat to wolves
/spikes it with you guessed it Cyanide
/skips off to next hidden location in Syco's imagination
/goes back to sleep

/dresses up as little red riding hood
/skips
/finds syco lying on park bench fondling ducks
/sits down
/offers syco some sweets laced with rattex
/watches syco nom rattex
/skips

 

[sycogrim]

/dresses up as little red riding hood
/skips
/finds syco lying on park bench fondling ducks
/sits down
/offers syco some sweets laced with rattex
/watches syco nom rattex
/skips

/eats sweeties
/feels a buzz
/goes back to sleep
/wakes up
/moves over to bed on the river
/goes back to sleep

 

[Murph]

/watches these two
/laughs

 

[sycogrim]

/watches these two
/laughs

/waves at Murph
/goes back to sleep

 

[Grimspoon]

/eats sweeties
/feels a buzz
/goes back to sleep
/wakes up
/moves over to bed on the river
/goes back to sleep

/gets pissed off trying to kill sleeping buzzard
/grabs shot gun
/aims
/shoots
/kills syco
/throws grenade
/blows syco up
/fetches lawn mower
/rides of syco 100 times
/fetches petrol
/pours all over syco and his ducks
/lights
/rinse and repeat

 

[Murph]

/amazingly, does not bother syco (like grim would)
/eats chocolate found in desk drawer
/hands grim beer. You're welcome.

 

[Grimspoon]

/watches these two
/laughs

/greets the murphz0r
/recruits murph in quest to kill the duck fiddler

 

[sycogrim]

/gets pissed off trying to kill sleeping buzzard
/grabs shot gun
/aims
/shoots
/kills syco
/throws grenade
/blows syco up
/fetches lawn mower
/rides of syco 100 times
/fetches petrol
/pours all over syco and his ducks
/lights
/rinse and repeat

/dodges shotgun
/bicycle kicks grenade into spooners house
/feels lawnmower massaging back
/uses petrol to start little garden fire
/roasts spooner's dog on the braai
/invites chinese neighbors for doggeh braai
/goes back to sleep

 

[Wyvern]

/goes to sit next to murph
/shares her popcorn

 

[Murph]

/goes to sit next to murph
/shares her popcorn

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