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My favourite ones still are the ones claiming that my bank account has been closed and i need to urgently react to the email to ensure I get my funds back
 
Cheers Tooks

omg how stupid must some ppl be to fall for crap like this:
MR.Jack Zellman

INSPECTION UNIT

Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport .


Hi,


I am Mr. Jack Zellman Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in Heartfield International Airport Atlanta Georgia . During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from United Kingdom under iship forwarder was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.


On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more that $3 to $4M each and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a registered shipping Company, Courier Dispatch Service Limited a division of Tran guard LTD. The Consignment they are two metal box with weight of about 110kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately,


The details of the consignment including your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box.


Provide your Phone Number full address, name of nearest Airport around and other details or disregard. You can send the required details to me for onward delivery.


All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But I must get assurance from you concerning my 50% before I will proceed.


I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shippers have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, once we are through I will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But I will share it 50% to you and 50% to me. But you have to assure me of my 50%. If you agreed with my condition my personal Email is: [email protected]


Below are my direct telephone numbers and i wait to hear from you.


MR. Jack Zellman

INSPECTION OFFICER
lol ja well, thats why some ppl need instruction manuals to get through life....
 
3 of the kind we are talking about. 5 others were for online browser games. I actually have to click on googles spam section to read the emails.

I have one email account on nerdshack.com and I must say freaking love that email I always get my stuff and never get spam what so ever.

/Cranks up the music more lets part whoot :D
 
ba humbug shoes yooo.

Last year I got about 5 in total.

Most spam I get is something like this:

Hi senticall, your friend _______ is busy entering the SAcamera competition to win R10,000 Panasonic Gear
and thought you might like to win it as well. Entering is really easy, just click on the button to enter.
 
A the facebook scam luckily I am not so active on facebook anymore and well the 400 or more ignores I think they got the message.
 
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